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Funny story: Man Had To Change His Underpants At Work

Man Had To Change His Underpants At Work

We have all, at some time or other, suffered the inconvenience of getting wet and having to change our clothing, but when one man and his wife got drenched in torrential rain yesterday, then drove into an underwater pothole and fell off their motorbi…

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Funny story: Motorcyclist Crashes After Riding Through Floodwater

Motorcyclist Crashes After Riding Through Floodwater

A woman motorcyclist who was taking her husband to work during flooding caused by several days of torrential rain, suffered the misfortune of being thrown from the vehicle when an unseen pothole in the road almost swallowed it whole, and left the cou…

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Funny story: Man Mistakenly Went To Work On Public Holiday

Man Mistakenly Went To Work On Public Holiday

A man who is losing his mind has revealed how he woke up as he normally does at 5 a.m. this morning, had a shower, got dressed, ate his breakfast, and then went off to work - even though today was a public holiday! The individual concerned, Moys K…

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Funny story: A Wyoming High School Basketball Game Is Stopped Because One of The Parents Refused To Wear a Mask

A Wyoming High School Basketball Game Is Stopped Because One of The Parents Refused To Wear a Mask

BUFFALO NIPPLES, Wyoming – (Sports Satire) – The Pocatello Gazing Gazette reports that a high school game in the town of Buffalo Nipples, was halted at the beginning of the first quarter. Buffalo Nipples High School officials stated that the fathe…

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Funny story: Child's Bag Was Open

Child's Bag Was Open

A teacher working at a school has told of an incident in which a child at the school where he works was spotted in the establishment's playground with a backpack that was unzipped. The incident occurred at a local school where teacher Moys Kenwood…

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Funny story: Man Can Remember Random French Words From School

Man Can Remember Random French Words From School

A man who left high school more than 40 years ago has said he is still haunted by the experience of learning French, and is often bothered by remembering random French words and their meanings. Moys Kenwood, 57, left school in 1979, but still vivi…

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Funny story: The Middle Class Guide to the School Run

The Middle Class Guide to the School Run

Now that schools have reopened after our long lockdown, it appears that a growing number of parents have simply forgotten basic manners or, in some cases, what a car is. Here's a simple guide Where Park your ugly planet-killing 4x4 wherever…

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Funny story: Man Sustains Tongue Injury

Man Sustains Tongue Injury

A man who collapsed at a school with an injury to his tongue, has now fully recovered, is back at work, and is no worse for wear. The man, 'Steve', is a 'teacher' in a local school who, having had little or no idea what was required of him due to…

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Funny story: George Conway Has Found a Photo of President Trump’s High School Sweetheart

George Conway Has Found a Photo of President Trump’s High School Sweetheart

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - The founder of the biggest anti-Trump organization in the country has just informed the National Enquirer that he has found a picture of Trump’s high school girlfriend. George Conway learned through a private invest…

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Funny story: Man Had A Friend Who Had A Friend Who Was Going Bald At School

Man Had A Friend Who Had A Friend Who Was Going Bald At School

A man has recalled how his best friend at school was in the same class as a boy who was going bald. Moys Kenwood, then 13, and his best pal, Derek, a year older, lived near each other, and spent much time in each other's company, playing football,…

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Funny story: Los Angeles Lakers Unveil Their New Star, Reuben Reubenstein, 9

Los Angeles Lakers Unveil Their New Star, Reuben Reubenstein, 9

The Los Angeles area was buzzing with great interest this evening, as the Lakers unveiled their unbelievably-talented new signing, the 9-year-old child prodigy, Reuben Reubenstein, who has joined the team and given up going to school, because he does…

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Funny story: Man Had Friends Who Laughed At French Word 'Fatigué'

Man Had Friends Who Laughed At French Word 'Fatigué'

It's a well-known fact that an overwhelming proportion - perhaps as much as 95% - of the modern-day Englsh language has its roots in French, but one man recalled, today, how his school chums laughed themselves silly at the mere mention of the French…

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Funny story: Principal Under Scrutiny After Defending Hall Monitors' Aggression Against Students

Principal Under Scrutiny After Defending Hall Monitors' Aggression Against Students

Michigan - Principal Andrew McAndrews is under fire this week after reports that he authorized the violent acts seen from his schools hall monitors during this week's football game, and has no intention of apologizing. "We have to do what we hav…

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Funny story: Hamster not looking forward to children returning to school

Hamster not looking forward to children returning to school

Hamster, George Smyth the third, has said that he is not looking forward to the return of the kids, whenever that might be. 'Because lockdown happened so quickly, and because the kids couldn't leave the house, no rota has been sorted out for me li…

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Funny story: Reopen Your Hearts

Reopen Your Hearts

Professional liar and part time politician, Michael Gove, has stated that “schools are perfectly safe to reopen”, then immediately said “the only way to be safe from the virus is to stay at home”. Which is going to be difficult if the government are...

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Funny story: English Teacher Counted Windows In Condo Across The Road To Alleviate Boredom

English Teacher Counted Windows In Condo Across The Road To Alleviate Boredom

An English teacher at a school in Bangkok has revealed how, during lessons with a particularly difficult and unresponsive young child, he became so thoroughly bored, that he regularly counted the number of windows in the condominium opposite. The...

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Funny story: Man Admonished By Colleagues After Releasing Long, Rasping Fart

Man Admonished By Colleagues After Releasing Long, Rasping Fart

A man was counting the cost of assuming that two of his workmates were more liberal than they subsequently turned out to be yesterday, after he ended a lenghty period of sitting down in a computer chair, by standing up, 'cocking' his leg, and releasi...

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