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Funny story: President Trump's Corpse Could Be Flown To Saturn

President Trump's Corpse Could Be Flown To Saturn

After President Donald Trump tested positive for the Coronavirus, COVID-19 last week, it's been suggested that, if he should succumb to the virus, his remains might be flown to Saturn in a reinforced titanium cask, to prevent the dangerous chemicals…

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Funny story: Trump Plot to Buy Moons of Saturn for $1.00 Apiece Exposed

Trump Plot to Buy Moons of Saturn for $1.00 Apiece Exposed

Science Town, CA Today, a plot for Trump to write an executive order for his family to buy the moons of Saturn for $1.00 apiece was exposed by a group of scientists. "The plot would have allowed Putin to buy the moons of Jupiter for just a ruble...

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Funny story: Teenage Universe

Teenage Universe

Back and to the Left news have come across sensational secret documents on Jupiter's "big red spot". We discovered the files on the 3:27 to Worthing On Sea, a train we were only on because a drinking competition had got out of hand. Way out of hand.

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Funny story: Scientists Discover A Hidden Ocean On Saturn

Scientists Discover A Hidden Ocean On Saturn

SAGINAW, Michigan - One of the most highly respected astrological observatories in the world has just made an unbelievable discovery. Scientists at The Galileo Galilei Astrological Observatory in Saginaw, Michigan report that they have located an...

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Funny story: Scientists Discover That Saturn Is Not Really 4.5 Million Years Old As Everyone Had Believed

Scientists Discover That Saturn Is Not Really 4.5 Million Years Old As Everyone Had Believed

HOUSTON - One of the world's leading scientist Dr. Currington S. Clexweiser has just made an unbelievable discovery. Dr. Clexweiser has revealed that recent scientific studies show that the planet Saturn, which is listed as being 4.5 million years...

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Funny story: Scientists State That There Are Cattle On Saturn

Scientists State That There Are Cattle On Saturn

CARPINTERIA, California - Two of America's leading scientists were speaking at an assembly of Planetary Science students at Left Coast College. Dr. Heinrich Von Heinrich and Dr. Currington S. Clexweiser revealed an astounding fact to the students...

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Funny story: Close Up Photos of Saturn Reveal What Appear To Be Motorcycle Tire Tracks

Close Up Photos of Saturn Reveal What Appear To Be Motorcycle Tire Tracks

HOUSTON - The National Aeronautics and Space Administration has just released some astounding information to the general public. NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb said that recent close up photos of Saturn have revealed what appear to be motorcyc...

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Funny story: Satellite Photos Clearly Show That Saturn Has Squirrels

Satellite Photos Clearly Show That Saturn Has Squirrels

HOUSTON - NASA spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has just made the scientific news media aware of a very interesting discovery. According to satellite photos that were taken this past week, the planet Saturn, which is the sixth planet from the sun, ha...

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Funny story: Closeup Photos Show That Saturn Does Not Have A Ring Around It, But Mercury Does

Closeup Photos Show That Saturn Does Not Have A Ring Around It, But Mercury Does

NEW YORK CITY - A team of the world's leading space scientists have just disproved the commonly held belief that the planet Saturn has a ring around it. Team leader Dr. Heinrich Von Heinrich stated that for decades everyone has believed that Satur...

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Funny story: Putin Plans on Pilfering Another Ring

Putin Plans on Pilfering Another Ring

OUTER SPACE - Today Russia announced that they will be traveling to Saturn in a historic expedition to be the first to bring back something from Earth's distant cousin. Unfortunately, their motives are suspect. Russian President Vladimir Putin...

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Funny story: Innovative astronomer tries to "sneak up" on Saturn

Innovative astronomer tries to "sneak up" on Saturn

Amateur astronomer Nils Snowberry explained how he has been trying to observe the ringed planet "when it wasn't aware he was looking." Snowberry said he could swear that the ring structure shifts in angle when he takes too long to set up his te...

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Funny story: LeBron James: Collector of Rings (like Saturn or Bill Russell?)

LeBron James: Collector of Rings (like Saturn or Bill Russell?)

We noticed on a popular but insipid sports website that bored writers are debating how many championship rings LeBron James shall collect in his career. If we noticed correctly, the planet Saturn started with three rings and seems to be still incr...

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Funny story: Texas Spoof Writer Smashes Microsopic Alien Peace Delegation!

Texas Spoof Writer Smashes Microsopic Alien Peace Delegation!

Dallas, Texas - According to Homeland Securtiy officials 13 members of a delegation from the Saturn Moon of Phoebes were smashed when they accidentally tripped a Spoof writer on her way home from an evening walk. Officials say her nose and face smash...

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Funny story: Putt-Putt Golf Course Found on Moon

Putt-Putt Golf Course Found on Moon

NASA - Images from the Cassini spacecraft of Saturn's moon Titan has researchers scratching their heads. Using enhanced radar imaging, a Putt-Putt golf course was discovered near the larger of the three lakes near Titan's South pole. "The lakes w...

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Funny story: Saturn's secret 'Dannatt' ring ... big enough to contain one billion 9/11s

Saturn's secret 'Dannatt' ring ... big enough to contain one billion 9/11s

London - (Son of Star Wars): UK anti-terror cops have stumbled on a sinister new fascist cabal codenamed SATURN - Secret Armed Territorial Uprising Rendition Nexus - whose ringleader is General Sir Richard 'Who-Dunnit' Dannatt. Months of covert su...

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Funny story: Saturn's Last Call - a Tit-Top Hybrid

Saturn's Last Call - a Tit-Top Hybrid

In a bold swansong move, the Saturn Corporation - who yesterday confirmed plans to shut down its auto production - today announced it will produce one last model, a hybrid called the Saturn Bressa. The Bressa will be the world's first breast-power...

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Funny story: Saturn is Missing, Outer Planets Outraged

Saturn is Missing, Outer Planets Outraged

Mount Palomar, California (IP) - Reports streaming in from the outer solar system indicate that the planet Saturn is missing. It was previously reported that Saturn and Jupiter were breaking up and Jupiter is a major suspect in Saturn's disappea...

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