"Nobody is anybody if her body is female and she hasn't been kissed by me."--Sarah Michelle Gellar
"I married her because of her acting talent; she convinced me she was hot."--Freddie Prinze, Jr.
"Who? Oh, wait! I know 'her-the little Jewish girl with no breasts, right?"--Howard Stern
Sarah Michelle Gellar (also known as "Barely There Gellar") was a major Daytime Enema Award-winning ac...
Sarah Michelle Geller was charged with murder yesterday. Geller accidentally plunged a wooden stake through the heart of the shows director.
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