Blonde bikini-clad bombshell Sarah Harding had two reasons to celebrate today, as it was announced that caterwauling Girl Band - Girls Aloud, are to reunite. Minus Nadine Coyle - so perhaps it would be more appropriate for them to rename themselve...
LONDON - The much awaited true story of 60s music icons Petula Clark, Marianne Faithfull, and Cilla Black had its premier in London's famed Mrs. Eric Idle Royal Auditorium. The British Birds was produced by noted producer Duffy Bayou-Gauche, who h...
DETROIT - In a move that Simon "The Prince of Putdowns" Cowell said was a jolly, bloody, good, gobsmacking idea, celebrities from Great Britain will be flying to America to perform for the American troops stationed in Detroit's combat zone. Cheryl...
LONDON - A lot of Cheryl Cole's closest friends say that they have not seen Chezza happier than she's been the last few days. And they all attribute it to her American boyfriend Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough. Hough flew into Heathrow Airport from...
Blonde bikini babe Sarah Harding out of girl band Girls Aloud was this afternoon at the centre of a massive police operation, after she was kidnapped and tied to a railway line in a Lancashire village. Whilst visiting a friend. The drama unfolded...
Our man in the pub, eccentric British film director Buffty Ginslinger reports that he saw Sarah Harding in a business meeting at a West End pub with Camden rappers N-Dubz, although Harding appeared more enthusiastic about the drinks on offer than the...
LONDON - Famed motion picture producer Duffy Bayou-Gauche has just announced that he will soon start production on the film The British Birds, which is the true story of British female singers Petula Clark, Marianne Faithfull, and Cilla Black. Bay...
LONDON - Simon Cowell's 19th Hole Productions has just verified that Peter Andre will in fact be performing a concert together with Susan Boyle, aka SuBo; and Sarah Harding, aka The Hard One at The Royal Albert Hall. Andre has just finished record...
Several members of the public today came forward to state that they had seen Dancing Derek Hough out on the town with musical luminaries, Lady Gaga and Sarah Harding, in what has been described in some quarters as a 'secret tryst.' Dancing Derek,...
Girls Aloud bikini-babe Sarah Harding almost made it as a satirical news target today, as news broke that she was going to have the bollocks lopped off her pet French Bulldog, Claude - who will undoubtedly feel well clawed by the time the vet has don...
Members of Sarah Harding's 'Inner Circle' revealed exclusively to us today that the Girls Aloud bikini-babe with acting aspirations has all but given up on being selected as a target by internet malingerers masquerading as satirists. One confided...
HOLLYWOOD - The producer of The Vampire Dairies Manolo Middlezuck has stated that three members of Great Britain's all-girl band Girls Aloud, Cheryl Cole, Nadine Coyle, and Kimberly Walsh, have agreed to appear on the hit vampire show. Middlezuck...
LITTLE SANDY, England - Girls Aloud member Sarah Harding was in Little Sandhurst visiting an aunt, Dandelion Wannabirkin, who only yesterday gave birth to septuplets. The seven babies are doing fine and are presently identified as: me first, me se...
Bikini clad Girls Aloud blonde bombshell uber babe Sarah Harding today confirmed to us that the rumours relating to her putting her singing career on the back-burner in order to concentrate on her acting are indeed true. Sarah was delighted to lea...
LONDON - In a surprise move 60 percent of the British all-girl band Girls Aloud stated pubicly, ah lets make that publicly, that they totally support Ricky Martin in his 'coming out' party. Cheryl Cole, Sarah Harding, and Nadine Coyle all agreed t...
Girls Aloud's very own bikini-babe blonde-bombshell Sarah Harding was said to be absolutely livid, spitting feathers, hopping mad, bloody furious, and borderline ballistic as Latino heart-throb Ricky Martin chose to announce that he's gay at the very...
A thoroughly unscrupulous papparazzi gang were last night offering high quality photographs of Sarah Harding taking part in a live sex show in Amsterdam to the highest bidder. The gang remained constantly on the move around the West End as they co...
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