Ta Ta For Now News reveals that the royal submarine, HMS Sea Scoundrel II, has sustained extensive damage after an unexpected collision with a pod of orca whales. The submarine's commander, none other than Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, 38, explain…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Vox Populi News Agency has just informed their readers that Sarah Ferguson, aka The Duchess of York, has revealed that she and her Zippity Doo-Dah Electric Massager have become inseparable; really inseparable. F…
MANHATTAN, New York - (Satire News) - Sarah Ferguson is one very physically active woman. The infamous Duchess of York is 63, but her recent suitors ages 39-62 all agreed that she has the sensuously erotic body of a woman 33. According to Dail…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson traveled to the Windy City to see about possibly getting a labia majora transpant. According to Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Pico de Gallo, Sarah first noticed the slight deformity wh…
WINDSOR ESTATES, England - (Satire News) - One of England's most famous redheads, Sarah Ferguson, has decided that the time has come for her to sell her huge English castle. The Duchess of York told Tickety Boo News reporter Brompton Boxgrove, tha…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The woman who is known as The Duchess of York (Sarah Ferguson) and a man who is considered to be the epitome of the Latin hip hop singer (Pitbull), have agreed to star in a TV remake of the old 50s TV sitcom "I Love Lucy."…
LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - The Duchess of York was recently asked if she was a member of one of the most popular sex sites on the Internet, eHorny.wow. Fergie, who has now moved to the United States to get away from the countless rumor mills, the…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Sarah Ferguson, the 56-year-old Duchess of York, has had a sudden resurgence in her business career. The woman who had her toe sucked by a Texas millionaire and appeared in publications all over the world informed B…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Sarah Ferguson, aka The Duchess of York, recently told Papayo Bamboo with The Tabloid Today News Agency, that she has no regrets about leaving England and moving to the United States. She revealed that for one thing, she l…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - In a friendship coupling that has not been seen since the days of Warren Beatty and Madonna, Ipso Facto News has informed the public that Marjorie Taylor Greene and Sarah Ferguson have now become close friends; very, v…
MANHATTAN, New York - (Satire News) - Sarah Ferguson, aka The Duchess of York recently sat down with Press Extra News Agency writer Voodoo Dupree at a pizza/hot dog kiosk in Lower Manhattan. Fergie, as her ex-husband, the predatorial royal, Andrew…
BEVERLY HILLS, California - (Satire News) - Sarah Ferguson recently dumped long-time boyfriend Brit mouthpiece Piers Morgan. According to London's Ta Ta For Now News the reason was because, as Fergie put it, his idea of foreplay was simply using w…
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - The most famous duchess in the United States, the Duchess of York, has just entered her race horse "Nude Duchess" in the Kentucky Derby. Sarah Ferguson, who is Queen Elizabeth's daughter-in-law, purchased the geld…
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - Sarah Ferguson, aka The Duchess of York, says that those who do not want to see her hot, sexy naked body can just go to their bathroom and play with themselves; and that includes any and all prudish women. Fergie speakin…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Tickety Boo News is reporting that Piers Morgan is the unhappiest man in the entire UK. Morgan's long-time girl, Sarah Ferguson, reportedly dumped him via a text message. In the text the Duchess of York told the Mouth of…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Well it's official, the Duchess of York has just broken up with the Mouth of London. Margarita Mixx with Wild Whispers noted that Sarah Ferguson has had her fill of Piers Morgan and she has tossed him to the curb.
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Scuttlebutt Review has just made it known that the Duchess of York has just admitted that yes, she has been cheating on her Brit boyfriend and Queen Elizabeth asskisser Piers Morgan. Sarah Ferguson admitted to r…
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