Dear Ask Jeeves.Com,
Some of my Elf employees say that there are no more Virgins. My wife says that if I use your computer answer service, and it tells me that there are, it is so. Please tell me the truth; are there still Virgins?"
1 Main Street
Your little Elf friends are wrong. They have been affected by the callousness and skepticism and negativ...
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