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Funny story: Trump’s Wall Falling Down

Trump’s Wall Falling Down

In a few months, following Trump's removal from office, his border wall will also be removed. Drum roll! The committee for the Restoration of America is planning a four-day celebration to commemorate the takedown. While heads of state are eage...

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Funny story: Giant Mexican crack named after Salma Hayek

Giant Mexican crack named after Salma Hayek

Mexico - A 3,000ft long, 26ft deep and 16ft wide trench that sprang up overnight between Hermosillo and the Coast has been dubbed Salma Hayek's Crack in honor of the famous Mexican actress. Locals say the fissure opened up after the earth moved l...

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Funny story: The Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Cinco de Mayo Wedding

The Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Cinco de Mayo Wedding

MCINTYRE, Georgia - The little Georgia town of McIntyre was the site of one of the biggest celebrations in the town's history. Alana Thompson AKA Honey Boo Boo, star of the reality show, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, said her daddy Mike "Sugar Bear" T...

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Funny story: Sofia Vergara To Appear in The 2013 All-Nude Mayan Apocalypse Calendar

Sofia Vergara To Appear in The 2013 All-Nude Mayan Apocalypse Calendar

VENICE BEACH, California - The star of the hit sit-com Modern Family, Sofia Vergara was having lunch at The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in Venice Beach when she received a phone call. The caller was Axton P. Zipplecross, Jr, who is the owner and...

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Funny story: President Obama Apologizes To Yucatan, Mexico's Green Guacamole Drug Cartel For His "Tamale" Remark

President Obama Apologizes To Yucatan, Mexico's Green Guacamole Drug Cartel For His "Tamale" Remark

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama invited a lot of Hispanic dignitaries, politicians, singers, actors, and professional baseball players to a White House Backyard Cinco de Mayo Picnic. Some of the featured guests included George Lopez, Salma Haye...

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Funny story: Salma Hayek Named 'The Prettiest and Sexiest Illegal Alien In History'

Salma Hayek Named 'The Prettiest and Sexiest Illegal Alien In History'

BEVERLY HILLS - Sultry actress Salma Hayek was sunbathing beside her luxurious $7.9 million mansion named Casa Las Maracas talking openly with her gardener Paquito Pistachio. Hayek, who has been named as one the world's most attractive women, told...

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Funny story: Salma Hayek and Antonio Banderas Star In "Sinko de Mayo"

Salma Hayek and Antonio Banderas Star In "Sinko de Mayo"

HOLLYWOOD - The much-awaited movie Sinko de Mayo has opened in East Los Angeles on Cinco de Mayo (May 5). The movie stars Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek. Banderas portrays a New Jersey mafioso, Alfredo "Parmesan Freddie" Gorgonzola who hides $1...

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Funny story: 'Ugly Betty' Executive Producer Salma Hayek Produces Baby Girl

'Ugly Betty' Executive Producer Salma Hayek Produces Baby Girl

While other stars are adopting international babies, the actress-producer has produced one of her own.

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Funny story: Actress Salma Hayek Pregnant, Plans to Rival Brangelina's International Family

Actress Salma Hayek Pregnant, Plans to Rival Brangelina's International Family

The Mexican-born Hayek, who is engaged to French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault, has family plans that cross the globe -- plans she first came up with when she starred in "Desperado."...

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