Although she has now lost over 40 pounds, actress Kirstie Alley says that the new pills that are really taking off her weight has some serious side-effects, she is determined to stay on them until she gets down to an even 200.
Also Alley refuses to come out of her house until she is down to 200, but she has given her friends permission to talk with us.
"Sally has lost a lot of weight alright...
Jail officials, psychologists and even Paris Hilton herself proclaim that she has been fully rehabilitated and is no longer a threat to society.
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