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Funny story: Boeing Uncover New Medium-Sized Aircraft

Boeing Uncover New Medium-Sized Aircraft

Aircraft maker Boeing have unveiled their new 'Boeing 666' aircraft, specifically produced for the European short-haul market. Boeing Chairpersonage Barry Marshmallow told us, "We're very excited to announce the '666'. Apart from a greener engine,…

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Funny story: Ryanair Flight In Emergency Landing

Ryanair Flight In Emergency Landing

An Ryanair flight leaving John Lennon Airport in Liverpool had to make an emergency U-Turn after takeoff when an engine cover fell off the plane. Passenger Mike Rashedplain told us, "We'd been flying for about ten minutes. There's the usual rattl…

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Funny story: Pilot Removed From Aircraft After Being Found Drunk

Pilot Removed From Aircraft After Being Found Drunk

Heathrow staff were shocked to see a pilot being forcibly removed from a flight earlier on today. Police were called when passengers complained that the man, wearing his pilot's uniform, was 'visibly, vomitingly drunk'. He has been named as Seamus…

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Funny story: Smelly Passenger Forces Plane Into Luton

Smelly Passenger Forces Plane Into Luton

An Air Belgium plane from Belgium was forced to make an emergency landing at Luton airport this morning after a passenger’s body odour was so bad that other passengers were 'vomiting and fainting'. "It was terrible," Lionel Overdapless, one passen…

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Funny story: Brit beaches too small for sun-seeking Brits, so Ryanair are offering cheap flights to Dubai!

Brit beaches too small for sun-seeking Brits, so Ryanair are offering cheap flights to Dubai!

(UNEDITED) After being warned about keeping social-distancing, Brit sun-starved punters headed for over-crowded UK beaches during the heatwave ignoring all warnings. However, Ryanair chief exec, Michael O'Leary, superb entrepreneur, spotted a possib…

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Funny story: Fatty tax on airlines to be implemented world wide!

Fatty tax on airlines to be implemented world wide!

After Samoa Airlines introduced a "fatty tax" on their planes new airline legislation is being implemented world wide by Airline Authorities, not Ryanair, they just hate overweight baggage because their fat passengers do not fit in their narrow seats...

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Funny story: Puntland - the new Pound Store model for Ireland opens, to be sure, to be sure

Puntland - the new Pound Store model for Ireland opens, to be sure, to be sure

Named in honour of the Irish Punt, which sank without trace following Ireland's entry into the Euro exchange rate mechanism, a new chain of pound shops -"Puntland" - will be opening all over Ireland within months. However, Puntland will be very di...

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Funny story: Package Holiday Company Offers Fungus Collecting Breaks In Llandudno To Compete With Egyptian Scuba Diving Packages

Package Holiday Company Offers Fungus Collecting Breaks In Llandudno To Compete With Egyptian Scuba Diving Packages

Plenty of driving rain and overcast skies, muddy beaches, dilapidated resorts, cultural heritage and spectacular pre-glacial and post-glacial peat bogs, Wales is the perfect destination for a family mould spotting holiday. For most tourists, a h...

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Funny story: Brian Air unveil plans to deal with French Air Traffic controllers strike

Brian Air unveil plans to deal with French Air Traffic controllers strike

Brian Air, the cheap, no nonsense Budget airline that normally lands somewhere vaguely near it's destination, have unveiled plans with how to deal with future French air traffic controller strikes. "Obviously, ,the strike from French air traffic c...

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Funny story: Virus on the loose!

Virus on the loose!

The much feared and regularly used Trojan virus has almost turned the peotle of brittle into jabbering rex. They are almost ruined! The virus, which originated from the bowels of Sir Daleks Ferguson's corrupted memory system, was at first only intended for his Manchester United successor David Moyes, but it has spun wildly out of control, right across the country, like a wildfire! Its next...

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Funny story: Tryanair institutes "standing room only" section on it's planes

Tryanair institutes "standing room only" section on it's planes

Tryanair has put forward a proposal to the Civil Aviation Authority asking permission to institute a "standing room only" section on designated aircraft. "Fares will be much cheaper for standing room only," read the press release issued by the bud...

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Funny story: New York City to give away terminal building at La Guardia Airport

New York City to give away terminal building at La Guardia Airport

New York-In an unexpected development concerning a key component of this city's transportation infrastructure, Mayor Bill de Blasio announced that the troubled Central Terminal Building at La Guardia airport would be given away for free to anyone who...

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Funny story: Bryanair Denies Using Cattle Prods to Speed up Turn Around Time

Bryanair Denies Using Cattle Prods to Speed up Turn Around Time

Steerage class airline Bryanair yesterday claimed that their passengers were not being herded onto the aircraft with cattle prods. C.E.O Mark O'Leary said this morning, "They are just low voltage vibrating wands to remind people to move quickly."...

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Funny story: Budget airline passenger-piss outrage

Budget airline passenger-piss outrage

Boss of Irish budget airline Cryinair, Mick O'Weary, was hiding from the Press last night after a routine Customs check on one of its planes returned shocking findings. Occasionally we check the fuel on all commercial aircraft,' explained HMRC spo...

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Funny story: He's the brash, public face of Ryanair, but who is Michael O'Leary?

He's the brash, public face of Ryanair, but who is Michael O'Leary?

With so much negative press about him, I was a little apprehensive about facing Michael O'Leary. He'd agreed to meet me for brunch at a stylish bistro in Grafton Street. Despite a hazy mental image of his face, I recognised him the instant he came through the door. The swagger, the expensive suit, the manic eyes: they all announced The Man. He ordered us both a full Irish breakfast and a select...

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Funny story: Madonna to be completely naked by end of MDNA world tour

Madonna to be completely naked by end of MDNA world tour

Madonna has told friends that she will be completely stark, bollock naked by the last concert of her MDNA world tour. Madge, 53, was condemned and mocked in equal measure last week when she made a right tit of herself when bearing her right tit, i...

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Funny story: New Irish budget airline launched with new mottos and plenty of fee-paying extras

New Irish budget airline launched with new mottos and plenty of fee-paying extras

A new budget Irish airline has been launched that plans to compete with other existing budget Irish airlines. Called RyeandHair Underground Airways (not to be in any way confused with other Irish airlines of a similar name such as Aer Lingus or Ai...

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