While promoting their newest film Rush Hour 4 in New York City yesterday, Jackie Chan apparently became enraged at Chris Tucker’s self-promotion as the “star” of the franchise and strangled him to death in front of hundreds of shocked on-lookers.
In a controversial move announced today, all transport companies across the USA will be taking steps to ban men from using public transport at peak times.
This follows a successful campaign by Free the Space, an activist group founded by Chloe Ben...
Passengers fled on to tracks after a box file burst open on a train during rush hour yesterday in central London.
The file contained dozens of lengthy, boring business reports and detailed minutes of interminable committee meetings.
Los Angeles Airport, August 11, 2037 -- Jackie Chan, one of the stars of the Rush Hour movie franchise (including the just-released Rush Hour 34) was accused of smuggling and held at LAX last night.
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