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Funny story: British Patriot Awarded 12 Month's Compassionate Leave To Mourn Prince Phillip

British Patriot Awarded 12 Month's Compassionate Leave To Mourn Prince Phillip

A man who is widely recognised as the UK's most patriotic man has been awarded a full year of compassionate leave, following the death of HRH Prince Phillip. Gary Herpe, 51, has lowered the 1,500 individual union jack flags positioned on, around,…

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Funny story: Prince Charles Is Accused

Prince Charles Is Accused

Prince Charles has been accused. What? Prince Charles is accused of what? A comb-over? Provoking a revolution in the Duchy of Cornwall, where those butter-rich cookies come from? Wearing a non-matching vest? Getting the Sunday papers in his pa…

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Funny story: Prince Harry's Brief Stand-Up Comedy Career Goes Horribly Wrong

Prince Harry's Brief Stand-Up Comedy Career Goes Horribly Wrong

In his most misguided effort yet since quitting the monarchy without already having a job, ex-Duke Harry has decided to pursue a career in stand-up comedy. The Man Who Wouldn't Be King and his lovely wife, Meghan, booked another interview with Queen…

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Funny story: Prince Harry And Piers Morgan To Have A Fight

Prince Harry And Piers Morgan To Have A Fight

In a controversial move to outcontroversialise them all, Prince Harry has thrown down the Royal Gauntlet to the outspoken former Good Morning Britain host, Piers Morgan. Morgan was severely critical of Harry's wife, Meghan Markle, and her unpreced…

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Funny story: Prince Alexander Misbehaves Appropriately

Prince Alexander Misbehaves Appropriately

The phone rings. Princess Sofia, Duchess of Värmland, knows who it is before she answers it. Excited, she leaves her bedroom and walks into the kitchen with her phone to get a cup of chocolate latte, at her London home. “Prince Alexander was se…

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Funny story: Lady At Work Gets Taste Of Her Own Medicine

Lady At Work Gets Taste Of Her Own Medicine

A lady working in an office somewhere in London who has said 'Told you so' at least ten times per day, every day for the past 20 years, has had her world turned upside-down by everyone in her regional HQ saying - 'Told you so!' back. When a collea…

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Funny story: Prince George A Bit Of A Fanny

Prince George A Bit Of A Fanny

Royal watchers are saying that Prince George, the son of the Duke of Cambridge, Prince William, is having a hard time coming to terms with just how awful things are in the real world around him. William has revealed that George "was in tears" over…

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Funny story: Harry to join Top Gear

Harry to join Top Gear

BBC insiders have revealed that Prince Harry is in negotiations to join the Top Gear team as a presenter. The move is due to the impending departure of Paddy McGuiness. Paddy is understood to be leaving in order to reprise his roll as Paddy in th...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Could Become Interim Monarch Of The UK

Donald Trump Could Become Interim Monarch Of The UK

Royal geneologists decided at an emergency meeting in London last night, that, if the worst were to happen, and the Royal Family were laid waste by the current health pandemic, then, at a pinch, and for purely a temporary period only, the US presiden...

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Funny story: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Say Good Riddance to the World of Royalty

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Say Good Riddance to the World of Royalty

LOS ANGELES – Well Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are now no longer considered royalty. Queen Elizabeth has stripped them of their Buckingham Palace titles and amenities including their royal name tags. The lovely couple will now be known simply a...

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Funny story: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Are Both Thrilled That Queen Elizabeth Did Not Have Them Deported To Siberia

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Are Both Thrilled That Queen Elizabeth Did Not Have Them Deported To Siberia

BAYOU CANE, Louisiana – Prince Harry and his wife, the lusciously-lovely Meghan Markle, were visiting the world famous Monsieur Qui Qui Swamp down in the heart of the swamp bayous, Bayou Cane this week. She told Maximus Bedstraw, of The Grandiose...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew blames his refusal to help US Attorney on “those pesky sweat glands”

Prince Andrew blames his refusal to help US Attorney on “those pesky sweat glands”

Buckingham Palace was under the spotlight again today, as US Attorney, Geoffrey Berman, said at a news conference that the Prince had so far given "zero cooperation" with the Jeffrey Epstein sex crimes investigation. The Prince had previously promise...

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Funny story: The Queen Reveals Liking For Throbbing Gristle

The Queen Reveals Liking For Throbbing Gristle

In the unlikeliest of associations imaginable, Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth, has revealed that she is a fan of industrial music pioneers, Throbbing Gristle. TG, formed in Hull in 1975 from the remnants of COUM Transmissions, stunned audiences with...

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Funny story: 'Orff with his head! Prince Harry to be put on trial for disrespecting the Queen

'Orff with his head! Prince Harry to be put on trial for disrespecting the Queen

The Queen has reportedly decided to impeach Prince Harry for being a bad son and a terrible Prince. The decision was reportedly taken by Her Majesty, backed by Prince Charles. The Duke of Edinburgh was said to be so angry that he had to be restrai...

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Funny story: Anger as Harry and Meghan ghost the Queen

Anger as Harry and Meghan ghost the Queen

A Buckingham Palace spokesman said that the Queen was upset at being ghosted by Harry and Meghan. He said "The Queen is really, really annoyed. Her son and daughter in law haven't replied to any of her text messages or What's App messages, even ones...

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Funny story: Government presses for royal belt-tightening as Queen spends £13.50 in public house

Government presses for royal belt-tightening as Queen spends £13.50 in public house

A government financial body has urged the royal household to kerb excessive spending as it was revealed that the Queen, accompanied by Prince Philip, spent £13.75 last Saturday night in a local pub close to Sandringham where the couple are spending t...

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Funny story: Prince Louis Learns To Speak With The Help Of Gordon Ramsay

Prince Louis Learns To Speak With The Help Of Gordon Ramsay

Royal tot, Prince Louis, has learned to speak his first few words in the English language, thanks to the help of TV celebrity cook, Gordon Ramsay. His mum, Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge, says that Louis, 19 months, who can already speak Lati...

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