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Funny story: Princess Nutmeg ‘Is A Great-Grandma’ Palace Reveals

Princess Nutmeg ‘Is A Great-Grandma’ Palace Reveals

London - (Reuterus): Born last night at London’s Royal Freak Hospital the bouncy eight-pounder is Nutmeg’s first official great-grandchild Palace** sources have said. A statement on its maternity website described Baby Bonnie as having been concei...

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Funny story: Uncle Sam is Nutmeg’s $$$$ Party Pooper

Uncle Sam is Nutmeg’s $$$$ Party Pooper

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Enforcers at the IRS foreign scams division have whacked Harry’s self-styled Princess Nutmeg with a $25m tax bill following a valuation of freebies milked from the British state. The move means the US Z-Lister actress...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding TV Channel To Be Launched

Royal Wedding TV Channel To Be Launched

The BBC are set to launch a brand new Royal Wedding Channel which will cover every Royal Wedding ever televised. These would include: Princess Eugenie v. Jack Brooksbank Prince Harry v. Meghan Markle Prince William v. Catherine 'Kate' Mi...

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Funny story: Princess Eugenie Tits Gaffe In Royal Wedding Coverage

Princess Eugenie Tits Gaffe In Royal Wedding Coverage

The Royal Wedding of Princess Eugenie and Jack Brooksbank has been spoilt by the BBC, whose subtitles staff could think of nothing better to remark upon than her breasts As the princess alit from her vehicle at Windsor Castle, a nation of TV viewe...

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Funny story: Trump Tries to Wrangle Invitation to Princess Eugenie's Wedding

Trump Tries to Wrangle Invitation to Princess Eugenie's Wedding

President Donald Trump of the U.S. has announced that he would like to visit London on October 12, which just happens to be the planned date for Princess Eugenie of York's wedding. Included in the unsolicited invitation for the Trumps to visit was...

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Didn't Realize That Marrying Prince Harry Was Real

Meghan Markle Didn't Realize That Marrying Prince Harry Was Real

London, England The new Duchess of Sussex, actress Meghan Markle, admits that she didn't realize that her wedding to Prince Harry was real at first. She figured it was a movie and that Prince Harry was a look-a-like. "I'm pretty sure it was the...

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Funny story: The Royal Wedding: A Review

The Royal Wedding: A Review

Surprisingly we at back and to the left news weren’t invited to the latest Royal Wedding and we’re guessing neither were you. Despite the fact that we helped pay for it. But we’re not bitter. We’re not anything really after we took our medication this morning. We’re beginning to think we took too much or the Dr got our doses wrong, we guess we’ll find out. So in the spirit of the Royal wedd...

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Funny story: Other Horses Embarrassed by Lead Horse in Royal Wedding Procession

Other Horses Embarrassed by Lead Horse in Royal Wedding Procession

The other horses in the Royal Wedding procession through Windsor said they were thoroughly embarrassed by the behavior of the lead horse. “He was carrying on like a bloody spoiled colt, snorting and bucking and trotting out of line. I was embarras...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding Off

Royal Wedding Off

The Royal Wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle is off. Buckingham Palace officials released a statement earlier to apologise for the inconvenience they were sure this would cause, but said the Prince was totally exhausted by the demands place...

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Funny story: Wedding Undress? or: How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Royal Wedding

Wedding Undress? or: How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Royal Wedding

As the big day draws near speculation is reaching fever pitch and only one question is on the countries lips: What will Megan wear on the big day? Many experts and commentators have thrown their speculation around like jizz at an orgy and a pleth...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding Anger Latest

Royal Wedding Anger Latest

The Royal Wedding of HRH Royal Highness the Prince of Kabul Harry Windsor and Miss Meghan Markle has run into intense criticism over the day chosen for the wedding, and the inevitable clashes with the weddings, scheduled for the same day, of ordinary...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding? I Know Nothing Of It, Claims Man In Papua New Guinea

Royal Wedding? I Know Nothing Of It, Claims Man In Papua New Guinea

It's becoming clear that the Royal Wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, thought to be the 'World Event Of 2018', isn't as widely-known-about as some people had imagined, after a man in Papua New Guinea claimed he knew nothing of it. The happ...

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Funny story: Swedish royal marries tattoed formerly topless ho

Swedish royal marries tattoed formerly topless ho

Stockholm, Sweden - An old slapper whose greatest claim to fame includes posing topless with a boa constrictor for BigTitz magazine in 2004 has married a leading tool - oops, member! - of the Swedish royal family. Princess Mammalia as she will b...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth to renew wedding vows in Edinburgh

Queen Elizabeth to renew wedding vows in Edinburgh

The "Mother of all hen parties" has been booked in Ibiza for the Queen's wedding vow renewal booked on 18th September to take attention away from Scotland's Independence referendum. Containers of sexy balloons, Queen outfits, plastic tickler orbs...

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Funny story: 'Frankenchrist' band the Dead Kennedys to record Kate baby tribute song

'Frankenchrist' band the Dead Kennedys to record Kate baby tribute song

California - San Francisco hardcore punk rockers the Dead Kennedys have been commissioned by a British label to record a Christmas special. 'All Hail Our Fetus Overlord' is to be released as a single with the B-side featuring the band's October 20...

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Funny story: Wills and Kate furious as bootleg snaps show them playing 'bored' games on honeymoon

Wills and Kate furious as bootleg snaps show them playing 'bored' games on honeymoon

London - "Bwahaha, we'll never live this one down!" was the only royal comment as 'intimate' pics of the happy newlyweds went viral on the net today. The Seychelles honeymoon images reveal absolutely nothing remotely bordering on swimwear shots i...

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Funny story: Insomniac William 'spent the night tossing and turning' before nuptials

Insomniac William 'spent the night tossing and turning' before nuptials

London - Press-ganged by the Tories into wedlock last year Prince William has spoken about his eve-of-wedding nightmare. The terrifying dream saw a Royal Protection Racket minder warn him the 'daft Italian gold-digger' wife would spend a fortune d...

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