Showing:

Funny satire stories about Royal Navy Gibraltar

Try another search?

Funny story: Significant "Neanderthal" Remains Found By U.S. Tourist In Gibraltar

Significant "Neanderthal" Remains Found By U.S. Tourist In Gibraltar

"Gorham's Cave," extending 131 feet into the cliffs of Gibraltar, has always been considered a happy hunting ground for researchers interested in the Neanderthal Age. The knife blades and pipe scrapers used in curing hides discovered there were the t...

Read full story
Funny story: Gibraltar "Near Miss" - Grounded Spanish Pilot To Retake Flying Course

Gibraltar "Near Miss" - Grounded Spanish Pilot To Retake Flying Course

A Spanish military aircraft pilot who admitted almost causing a mid air collision with a B.A. passenger aircraft on Saturday tested negative for mandatory alcohol and drugs tests on his return. The pilot explained to the Gibraltar authorities that he...

Read full story
Funny story: Most U.S. Visitors Prefer Gibraltar To Spain - Cruise Ship Survey Result Shows

Most U.S. Visitors Prefer Gibraltar To Spain - Cruise Ship Survey Result Shows

A survey of U.S. vacation cruise visitors to the picturesque State of Gibraltar shows that 95% of travelers would holiday in Gibraltar rather than in the once popular Spain or even the "millionaire's playground" of Monaco. This surprising result...

Read full story
Funny story: Ladies Formula One Grand Prix To Be Held in Gibraltar

Ladies Formula One Grand Prix To Be Held in Gibraltar

Bernice Eccles, the diminutive Ladies Formula One boss is adamant that the race will go ahead in Gibraltar on December 1st. Bernice, fresh from victory in a French court case has fought for seven years to hold the race around the cordoned off "Round...

Read full story
Funny story: Gibraltar To Welcome Top Spanish Serenading Guitar Band Competitors To U.S Embassy Celebrations

Gibraltar To Welcome Top Spanish Serenading Guitar Band Competitors To U.S Embassy Celebrations

Gibraltar's love of ad-hoc Baroque Spanish Guitar Serenade Bands has led to the commissioning of a special all night performance by the winners of a serenading and drag Flamenco contest which is to be held in the Parliament building each evening for...

Read full story
Funny story: Gibraltar Considers Following U.N. Recommendations To Extend Territorial Waters to 7 miles

Gibraltar Considers Following U.N. Recommendations To Extend Territorial Waters to 7 miles

Representatives at a recent U.N. meeting in Gibraltar included United States Special Envoy Chandler Schwimmer. At the meeting on Friday, the United States representative proposed that Gibraltar's territorial waters should be re-instated to the seven...

Read full story
Funny story: Spanish Fast Track Solution To Gibraltar Smuggling "Problem" Slammed After E.U. Criticism

Spanish Fast Track Solution To Gibraltar Smuggling "Problem" Slammed After E.U. Criticism

After E.U. criticism of Spanish inaction over disproportionate border delays, a proposal by Spain to fast track Spanish Nationals to and from Gibraltar using special lanes has been met with incredulity. While Spain is entitled to stream its lanes...

Read full story
Funny story: Gibraltar incursions - Spain Humiliated Yet Again by Its Non Understanding of Maritime Protocol

Gibraltar incursions - Spain Humiliated Yet Again by Its Non Understanding of Maritime Protocol

Spanish boats were shown the door once again in Gibraltar waters as two lost Guardia boats collided with each other and dangerously cut in front of a U.S. cruiser in U.K. waters. The bedraggled and profusely apologetic amateur Spanish "crew" mem...

Read full story
Funny story: Royal Navy exercises restraint during Spanish "Kamikaze" Gibraltar incursions

Royal Navy exercises restraint during Spanish "Kamikaze" Gibraltar incursions

Royal Navy manoeuvres involving aerial military "drops" were completed this week according to plan despite the farcical behaviour of a small number of rickety Spanish boats. Having to be shepherded away for their own safety, the humiliated Spanish "p...

Read full story
Funny story: Gibraltar is a meteorite - massive diamond deposits found in kimberlite 500 feet underneath the U.K. territory

Gibraltar is a meteorite - massive diamond deposits found in kimberlite 500 feet underneath the U.K. territory

The meteorite responsible for killing all the dinosaurs may be set to upset the world's diamond markets. Geologists have drilled 1000 feet underneath the British Rock of Gibraltar and found out that it is a whole meteorite which smashed into the eart...

Read full story
Funny story: M.O.D. shocks Chiefs of Staff by replacement of Warship guns with word processors

M.O.D. shocks Chiefs of Staff by replacement of Warship guns with word processors

The Minister for Defence, Richard Hammond has sent out requests for contract tenders to supply state of the art deadly word processors capable of on the fly rapid deployment of emails. These new machines will take the place of torpedoes, guns and mis...

Read full story
Funny story: Rahoy to make Ex Pats work at Gibraltar Border Queue

Rahoy to make Ex Pats work at Gibraltar Border Queue

More threats from "The Eagles Lair" in Madrid were issued by SuperMario Rahoy yesterday. Screaming from his Ivory Tower he said that the border queue punishment (mostly hampering working Spanish people)imposed on Gibraltar to cover up a bag of wo...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more