The lads strolled outside and looked up toward the hills. On the horizon stood four thousand Zulu warriors, our battle hardened troops did the typical British thing and went for breakfast.
"Do they always get up this early on a Sunday?" asked Lynton.
"Maybe they are going to church" offered Pinxit.
"Could be going shopping" said Danton.
"Fuck em" replied Erskin "we have every right to...
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