Aliens using adapted drones stolen from the U.S. Naval Base in Rota, Cadiz may be responsible for the growing list of Australian Celebrities who have disappeared from the public eye. Celebrities like Dame Edna, Clive James, Skippy The Bush Kangar...
"The chronic Ronnie shortage is set to destroy "nostalgia " on British television by 2016", a nostalgia expert, Dennis Noorden told our T.V. correspondent. "At Christmas it is as traditional as mince pies to watch comedians imitate newsreaders sa...
Leo Messi was today named the 'Short Footballer of the Year' in a prestigious ceremony at the Dog and Duck in Cleethorpes. 5 foot 7 inches Messi held off competition in the voting from now retired 5 foot 6 inches Roberto Carlos, 5 foot 5 inches De...
One of our reporters recently sat down with well-know comedian and beekeeper, Ronnie Corbett to discuss his decision at 71 yrs. of age, to have painful leg-lengthening surgery. First, a little background for Ronnie Corbett fans who may think of him ONLY as a short bespectacled comedian. Ronnie was born in 1930, in Scotland and attended Grammar School, not immediately after his birth, but eve...
The lukewarm critical reception afforded the latest movie in the Sex And The City franchise, "Menopausal Airhead Arabian Fantasy", has irked one of its male stars, writes Nadia Heiferbreath, Tripe Correspondent. The film - known in the trade as Se...
Ashley Cole is accused of trying to hush up an affair. Ronnie Corbett, the pint sized star of The Two Ronnies and Sorry has come forward to reveal all. Corbett said "I never knew he was married. Our producer would be most shocked to find this out...
It was discovered today that the much disputed actual height of former comic and chimney sweep Ronnie Corbett is seven feet.
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