When asked what he thought of England's recent form, Ron made the following rant:
Aren't they? Wasn't it? Didn't they? 442, 224, 4321?!
Pop goes the watsit, goalie, Green, small hands, big ball, mum calling him home for tea, beans on toast, rush goalie, giggsy, giggsy wiggsy, jumpers for goal posts, what a goal!
Back of the thing, the shimmy, the shammy, is it? Football crazy, England for...
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