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Funny story: A List of Commercial Products You Won’t See Advertised on This Year’s Super Bowl

A List of Commercial Products You Won’t See Advertised on This Year’s Super Bowl

(NOT EDITED) The Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Kansas City Chiefs will be playing in Super Bowl LV. But behind the scenes, The Super Bowl Committee on Commercials has issued some extremely strict guidelines and requirements for all commercials. Th…

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Funny story: The NFL Will Allow Quarterbacks to Use Mini-Computers While They’re on The Playing Field Starting Next Season

The NFL Will Allow Quarterbacks to Use Mini-Computers While They’re on The Playing Field Starting Next Season

NEW YORK – (Sports Satire) – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is taking Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones excellent suggestion. Jones suggested to the commissioner that, in order to embrace the ever-improving electronic advances in today’s fast-paced…

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Funny story: NFL Announce Name Overhaul Plan For 2021

NFL Announce Name Overhaul Plan For 2021

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell announced sweeping changes to the team name system, expected to come in to effect for the 2021 season. After a successful trial in Washington, Goodell is keen to see the change rolled out through the other 31 teams.

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Funny story: The NFL is Considering Banning the Halftime

The NFL is Considering Banning the Halftime

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has been facing lots of pressure lately, due to the fact that some of the football games are running extremely long. He noted that part of the problem is due to the sponsors, who dem…

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Funny story: The NFL Drops Its Random Drug Testing

The NFL Drops Its Random Drug Testing

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The National Football League has dropped its random drug testing program, effective immediately. The decision was not really announced to the sports media, it was merely sent out to the 32 team owners, as a type o…

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Funny story: The NFL Bans Tailgate Parties

The NFL Bans Tailgate Parties

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Due to the increasing Coronapalooza numbers, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has decided to put an end to the traditional Sunday football game tailgate parties in the stadium parking lots. Goodell told Sports Terri…

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Funny story: NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Will Be Implementing A New Football Rule – Throw a Punch and You’ll Get Thrown Out of The Game

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Will Be Implementing A New Football Rule – Throw a Punch and You’ll Get Thrown Out of The Game

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Roger Goodell, the commissioner of the NFL, has informed the sports media, that he has had it with all of these playing field bullies that carry on as if they're on a high school campus. He noted that the latest b…

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Funny story: The NFL Super Bowl May Be Moved To Valentine’s Day

The NFL Super Bowl May Be Moved To Valentine’s Day

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has floated the idea that Super Bowl LV (55) will be played on Sunday Valentine’s Day, February 14, 2021. He noted that, this way, all of the games that will have to be postponed, wi…

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Funny story: NFL Referees Will Begin Implementing a New Strict Coronavirus Mask Rule

NFL Referees Will Begin Implementing a New Strict Coronavirus Mask Rule

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Commissioner Roger Goodell of the NFL has just issued a very strong directive to every one of the NFL teams. He has said that, due to so many players and coaches being stricken by C-19, he is instructing all NFL r…

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Funny story: NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Makes a Big Announcement Regarding The Black Lives Matter Movement

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Makes a Big Announcement Regarding The Black Lives Matter Movement

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell spoke with members of the sports media on the ongoing controversy regarding the kneeling issue. The commissioner wanted to point out that he has ruled that those players who want to…

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Funny story: The NFL Announces That It Will Prohibit Cardboard Cut-Out Fans in All NFL Stadiums

The NFL Announces That It Will Prohibit Cardboard Cut-Out Fans in All NFL Stadiums

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - The NFL commissioner has informed the news media that, unlike Major League Baseball, he will not allow the placing of cardboard cut-out fans in NFL stadiums. Commissioner Roger Goodell stated to the press that Cor…

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Funny story: The New England Patriots are Caught Purchasing Illegal Football Helmets

The New England Patriots are Caught Purchasing Illegal Football Helmets

BOSTON – (Sports Satire) - Two NFL teams who have been caught cheating the most are the New Orleans Saints and the New England Patriots. And now reports out of NFL headquarters say that the Patriots are at it again. Sporting Chance Magazine rep…

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Funny story: Every NFL Cheerleader is Furious as Hell

Every NFL Cheerleader is Furious as Hell

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - The NFL Cheerleaders Union has just filed a complaint with the National Football League. Union rep Bambi Toogaloo told CBS Sports that Commissioner Goodell has informed each NFL cheerleader that she will have to c…

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Funny story: The NFL Has Banned The Tradition of Players Exchanging Football Helmets

The NFL Has Banned The Tradition of Players Exchanging Football Helmets

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - The NFL commissioner informed the sports media that his latest directive will now prohibit the age-old tradition of players exchanging each other’s helmets at the end of the game. Roger Goodell, it seems, has rece…

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Funny story: The Green Bay Packers Announce They Will Be Allowing 200 Season Ticket Holders to Attend Their Opening Home Game

The Green Bay Packers Announce They Will Be Allowing 200 Season Ticket Holders to Attend Their Opening Home Game

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin – (Sports Satire) - The Green Bay Packers have the distinction of being the only sports team in America that is community-owned. The Packers have 350,000 stockholders, and they have voted 349,967 to 33, to allow 200 of the ol…

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Funny story: NFL To Allow Players To Lie On Back And Have Bellies Rubbed During National Anthem

NFL To Allow Players To Lie On Back And Have Bellies Rubbed During National Anthem

BILLINGSGATE POST: In order to placate fans who don’t like to see players take a knee during the playing of the National Anthem, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell issued a directive that will allow players the option of lying on their backs and having…

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Funny story: The NFL Reports That 72 Players Have Tested Positive For C-19

The NFL Reports That 72 Players Have Tested Positive For C-19

NEW YORK CITY – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell says that there is no need for any alarm at the fact that 72 players are going into quarantine, after testing positive for the Trumpapalooza pandemic virus. Goodell told the news media that the player…

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