In a stunning turn of events … since China has lamely tried to play peace-maker between Russia and Ukraine and lost the bid … now Rod Stewart has said he will be the man to kick Russia out of Ukraine and bring peace again. Wearing red leather pant…
Sir Rod Stewart was pulled out of his automobile and badly beaten by an angry mob before being taken away and put into custody by Essex Police this afternoon. Stewart's troubles apparently began when a London DJ played Stewart's 1976 hit "Tonight…
The Guardian - Britt Ekland Speaks About Life With Peter Sellers: "He Was A Very Tormented Soul" Chick2001 Surely its' is time Brit Egland shut's up. Aftur awl, how olde is she? Anshunt. Prehysterical. An she needs to get a reefand off her plas...
Appearing on the Graham Norton show to promote new film Rock of Ages, Essex boy Russell Brand blasted the Irish chat show for making his mum cry, after Norton asked about the fellow comics failed marriage to singer Katy Perry. Brand said that Nort...
JOLIET, Illinois - After six of Mitt Romney's campaign aides conducted an extensive song research the man who appears poised to be the representative of the GOP for the nation's highest office has finally announced his official campaign song. Will...
Scientists claimed today that Scotland leaving the UK will increase levels of happiness in the UK by up to 0.3%. Currently, with Scotland in the UK happy index, the figure stands at 3.9%, but were the sassanachs to go solo, deducting their low rat...
Rock superstar Rod Stewart is the latest musician to find himself in the sites of a litigious music fan - and all because of recent torrential rain. Rod, 66, shot to fame in the 1970's with solo hits like Maggie May and You Wear It Well and as the...
Simon Cowell has today announced details of the forthcoming album by singer Susan Boyle, winner of last year's "Britain's Got Talent... honest". Boyle, 50, from West Lothian, fresh from her marathon tour of the US and being tipped for Broadway su...
Rachel Hunter, model and former wife of Rod Stewart is to release the song she wrote back in 1990 but was too embarrassed to release at the time. Entitled Enough Already, YES I think You're Sexy the former Mrs Stewart and mother of two of Rod's ki...
As a pensioner, Rod Stewart has recently become increasingly confused over both the number of ex-wives and the number of children he has, more so now that another Stewart is on the way. His eldest daughter, who might not necessarily be his eldest,...
Like octomom, Nadya Suleman, singer Rod Stewart has become the father of his eight child, a feat that will make him an octopop, joining veteran octopop Mel Gibson. Mel's eight child was with Russian girl friend Oksana Grigorieva, who also has a son...
Rod Stewart has become a father for the eight time at the grand old age of 66. His wife Penny Lancaster has just given birth to a baby boy, Aiden after the couple had undertaken 3 course of IVF treatment. The couple already have a 5 year old son, Alastair. To celebrate the good news, Rod has released a new greatest hits album, featuring the following tracks : Reason To Conceive Handba...
Singer Rod Steward and his wife, uh..Kelly..Britt..Penny! That's it. Penny Lancaster have a new baby boy according to the 66-year-old record company's announcement today, just missing Valentine's Day. "Today is a very happy one for Stewart and his...
LONDON - Newlywed Russell Brand boasted to a member of the news media that he has in the past bedded 90 women in a single month. Rock and roll icon Rod Stewart replied that Brand is talking rubbish. He then grinned and stated that the only way tha...
Rod Stewart was the first celebrity to show open support for the unions in their fight against the coalition government's cuts to public services. At a crowded open-air meeting in Trafalgar Square during the weekend, he called on people to stop the g...
Randy old rocker Rod Stewart has proved that there's life in the old dog yet, by announcing that he's to become a dad for the seventh time at the rollicking old age of 66. Elderly gentlemen the world over have petitioned Rod the mod to write a boo...
Rocker Rod Stewart has built a private football pitch -complete with corner flags, goals and nets - inside his nose. The big nosed star has invited all his friends around for a game to celebrate the construction. The footy-mad singer said it was h...
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