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Funny story: WTF? Thompson/Venables cover-up dominates yet another Prime Monsterial agenda

WTF? Thompson/Venables cover-up dominates yet another Prime Monsterial agenda

London - "Utter bollox!" is how sources close to the Cabinet Orifice described it today. The response comes as a conspiracy theory website threatens to publish DNA data 'that has held four consecutive British Prime Monsters to ransom'. Yeah, ri...

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Funny story: 'King' Charles promises royal pardon to Thompson and Venables

'King' Charles promises royal pardon to Thompson and Venables

London - (IRA Mess): Desperate royal wannabe Charles Windsor will issue an official royal pardon to Robert Thompson and Jon Venables when he ascends the throne. The promise to exonerate the killers comes amid revelations (Chapter 666) that the pa...

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Funny story: Venables/Thompson connection amid MPs' 'Omagh IRA cover-up' fury calls?

Venables/Thompson connection amid MPs' 'Omagh IRA cover-up' fury calls?

London - (Subterfuge Mess): Is a corrupt government espionage unit involved in the Venables/Thompson fiasco? And can anyone find a connection to classic intelligence howlers like the WMD dodgy dossier, the disappearance of Shergar/Lord Lucan/MoD l...

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Funny story: Kray Twins 'were the Thompson and Venables of their day'

Kray Twins 'were the Thompson and Venables of their day'

London - (Hellfire Club Mess): Notorious mobsters Ronnie and Reggie Kray began their criminal careers 'much like Robert Thompson and Jon Venables' according to a criminal archives discovery at the Tower of London. But the only reason the long arm...

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Funny story: Dog the Bounty Hunter hired to track down Venables & Thompson

Dog the Bounty Hunter hired to track down Venables & Thompson

Dog The Bounty Hunter has been hired to track down Jon Venables And Robert Thompson the killers of two year old James Bulger. A Secret Millionaire has instructed The Get The Bastards Club to hire Chapman to track down the evil pair and find out their...

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Funny story: Thompson & Venables Have Voting Rights Restored by Council Of Europe; Vow to Vote Against Any Crime Prevention Measures!

Thompson & Venables Have Voting Rights Restored by Council Of Europe; Vow to Vote Against Any Crime Prevention Measures!

Convicted child killers Jon Venables and Robert Thompson today had their voting rights returned based on a Council of Europe determination that to refuse criminals the right to vote was 'a denial of their HUMAN rights.' The killers, now released...

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Funny story: Cops probe Robert Thompson's 'Somali pirates captured great aunt' claims

Cops probe Robert Thompson's 'Somali pirates captured great aunt' claims

London - (Abduction Mess): The Jon Venables media storm has taken a startling new turn as police begin investigating former Bulger killer accomplice Robert Thompson's 'Somali pirates' kidnap claims. Muckers of the 27 year-old told told the Daily C...

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Funny story: Robert Thompson's new ID shattered

Robert Thompson's new ID shattered

London - (Royal Ass Mess): Convicted child killer Robert Thompson's new ID has been shattered to smithereens this weekend following reports that since 2001 he has had a grace and favor job as a Buckingham Palace flunkey. The 27 year-old is apparen...

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Funny story: Venables and Thompson IDs were changed soon after birth

Venables and Thompson IDs were changed soon after birth

Merseyside - (Rotters): Media reports that Jon Venables is to be given a second post-jail ID by worried Prison Department officials will bring the total of his identities since birth to four. Like his former accomplice in crime Robert Thompson the...

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