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As U.S. Space Shuttle Program Ends, Extraterrestrials Say HOORAY

In some quarters, there's a lot of sadness and nostalgia that the U.S. Space Shuttle Program is ending. Not so in outer space. Most of the folks there are delighted. Extraterrestrials are sick of American attempts to colonize THEIR space. They wish they'd just go home and stay put. One little female extraterrestrial was heard to say, "It's not bad enough that Americans think they ca...