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Funny story: Congress Passes American Incontinence Act of 2010 To Provide Free Adult Diapers To Senior Citizens

Congress Passes American Incontinence Act of 2010 To Provide Free Adult Diapers To Senior Citizens

In their last act on Friday before adjourning for the weekend, the United States Senate ratified a bill already passed by the House of Representatives. The new law, called the American Incontinence Act of 2010, now goes to President Obama for his si...

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Funny story: I am drunk...But I am a spoofer...Robert Byrd Lives

I am drunk...But I am a spoofer...Robert Byrd Lives

WASHINGTON DC - (ABSNN) The ghost of Senator Robert Byrd (D) West Virginia, has appeared in the Senate Chambers on Capitol Hill to block the nomination of the wife of West Virginia Governor Joe Manchin (D). The spector of Byrd claimed "I am onl...

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Funny story: West Virginia Sen. Robert Byrd, 92, discovered to be slightly dead

West Virginia Sen. Robert Byrd, 92, discovered to be slightly dead

West Virginia Sen. Robert Byrd, 92, was discovered dead in his Senate seat yesterday, explaining his recent string of abstentions when votes were taken but leaving open the age-old question of precisely how to determine a dead Senator from a live one...

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Funny story: Robert Byrd, longest-serving former Klansman in Congressional history, dead at 92

Robert Byrd, longest-serving former Klansman in Congressional history, dead at 92

WASHINGTON, D.C.-Senator Robert Byrd (D-WV), former President pro tem of the Senate, and the longest-serving Congressman to have been a member of the universally-despised Ku Klux Klan, died Monday at Inova Fairfax Hospital after a long battle with il...

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Funny story: 4.5-billion-year-old "fossil brain" located inside Sen. Robert Byrd's head!

4.5-billion-year-old "fossil brain" located inside Sen. Robert Byrd's head!

WALTER REED HOSPITAL (ABSNN) -- Army physicians conducting a MRI of Senator Robert Byrd Democrat from West Virgina, were stunned to discover that where his brain should be was, instead, a 4.5-billion-year-old fossil corporolite (dung) which proved, a...

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Funny story: Obama Running Mate Announcement Shocks and Surprises as he Names Choice for Vice President

Obama Running Mate Announcement Shocks and Surprises as he Names Choice for Vice President

Barack Obama opened up a hornet's nest, dropped a bombshell, and every other cliche' you can think of when he announced his decision for his running mate in this fall's election. Filling out the ticket for the Democratic Party will be none other tha...

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