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Slim Everdingle Raids FBI HQ: Snaps Compromising Photos Of Comey And Mueller

Funny story: Slim Everdingle Raids FBI HQ: Snaps Compromising Photos Of Comey And Mueller

BILLINGSGATE POST: In what Sean Hannity describes as the most audacious attack on the FBI since Baby Face Nelson in 1934, Slim Everdingle and his faithful companion, Detrick "Dirty Trick" Detwiler, broke into the offices of former FBI Directors James Comey and Robert Mueller. "Dirty, don't you just love this shit?" "Can't wait to see those bastards prancing around in their feather boas and high-...

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Trump Calls Mueller A "Smelly Imitation Lawyer"

Funny story: Trump Calls Mueller A "Smelly Imitation Lawyer"

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a previous news story, the repulsive character, Flyface, was introduced as Robert Mueller's alter-ego. Unsure of whether Mueller (Flyface) will call for his impeachment when he finally winds up his report, the frustrated Trum...

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Mueller To Trump: “Dont Call Me Flyface.”

Funny story: Mueller To Trump: “Dont Call Me Flyface.”

BILLINGSGATE POST:. Newsworthy or not, has a sitting president ever called the man charged with investigating him such a despicable name? I think not. “Flyface” connotes an image of incredible filth and ugliness. Notwithstanding the fact that Robe...

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‘Mole’ Spotted In Mueller Nude Russian Selfie Snap

Funny story: ‘Mole’ Spotted In Mueller Nude Russian Selfie Snap

Washington AC/DC - (Spotty Ass Mess): A distinctive birth mark, potentially a mole, has been discovered on the naked buttocks of a Russian selfie in Robert Mueller’s ongoing Pootin Probe. The move comes after last week’s FBI seizure of data item m...

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Galapagos Twitchers In A Flap At FBI Grand Jury Subpoena

Funny story: Galapagos Twitchers In A Flap At FBI Grand Jury Subpoena

Galápagos Islands, Ecuador - (Agencies, Associated Mess): There are reports this weekend that FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller has subpoenaed a dozen indigenous Ecuadorian ‘bird watchers’ in the ongoing Rump Golden Showers Witch *unt probe. Pap...

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Mueller wonders whether he should just get up the courage and ask Trump whether he colluded.

Funny story: Mueller wonders whether he should just get up the courage and ask Trump whether he colluded.

After spending months asking friends of Trump, hinting that he was interested, or hoping he'd make the first move, top sources report Robert Mueller may just go out and ask Trump whether he colluded. "Yeah, I'm tired of dancing around it, and I think...

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Trump To Resign

Funny story: Trump To Resign

Trump to resign! He'll squeal to Mueller. Claimed he said, "Mueller's one great guy! He’s a man with real guts and good ideas. I love the guy. He also looks a lot like Gregory Peck.” Then added, “When Peck was alive. There's no truth to the rumor...

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Slim And Dirty Discuss Skanks, Mueller And The Quasimodo Effect

Funny story: Slim And Dirty Discuss Skanks, Mueller And The Quasimodo Effect

BILLINGSGATE POST: Regardless of your political leanings, a chance to be privy to a once-in-life-time conversation between Slim Everdingle and Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler as they talk about the ultimate trifecta; Skanks, Mueller and the Quasimodo...

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Michael Cohen Lying About Not Telling The Truth?

Funny story: Michael Cohen Lying About Not Telling The Truth?

There have been some sensational scenes in US politics this week, with Michael Cohen, the one-time attorney of US president, Donald Trump, freely admitting under questioning that he had previously lied to Congress when he said that Trump had ceased n...

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Michael Cohen: Sasha Made Me Sing Like A Canary

Funny story: Michael Cohen: Sasha Made Me Sing Like A Canary

BILLINGSGATE POST: "When The Twilight Is Gone And No Songbirds Are Singing." But the songbirds were singing. Michael Cohen just performed acapella for James Mueller, or so he thought. Although both have the same surname, Michael and Sasha Bar...

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Trump Has Been President For 666 Days Today - Symbolic?

Funny story: Trump Has Been President For 666 Days Today - Symbolic?

US President, Donald J. Trump, has been in the job 666 days today, 16 November, having taken office on 20 January 2017, and has been busy living up to his 'devilish' reputation by hinting that Robert Mueller, in charge of the 'Russia investigation',...

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FBI-Russian Collusion: Wasted Days And Wasted Nights

Funny story: FBI-Russian Collusion: Wasted Days And Wasted Nights

BILLINGSGATE POST: The pigeon should have known better. He shouldn’t have bothered. But indifferent to the risks involved, he allowed himself to be inveigled into being made part of a clandestine operation from which no ascertainable gain could be...

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FBI-Russian Collusion: When The Twilight Is Gone And No Songbirds Are Singing

Funny story: FBI-Russian Collusion: When The Twilight Is Gone And No Songbirds Are Singing

BILLINGSGATE POST: It was just another stinking night under the stars for Slim Everdingle and his faithless comrade, Detrick "Dirty Trick" Detwiler.. The cicadas were listless and in a foul mood because the Dutch Elm disease had beaten them to the...

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FBI-Russian Collusion: Slim And Dirty Tell War Stories While On Stake-Out

BILLINGSGATE POST: It was just another long night for Slim Everdingle and Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler. Surreptitiously parked in the vintage Studebaker Champion that had served them well since 1951, Slim sat hunched over the steering wheel whi...

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Slim Everdingle: Sexually Savaged By Three Liberal Swamp Rats.

Funny story: Slim Everdingle: Sexually Savaged By Three Liberal Swamp Rats.

BILLINGSGATE POST: It was just another long night for Slim Everdingle and Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler. Surreptitiously parked in the vintage Studebaker Champion that had served them well since 1951, Slim sat hunched over the steering wheel while munching on a stale, chocolate, old fashion Dunkin' Donut. Dirty, reeking of two-day old underwear, added to the odiferous atmosphere by squeezing off...

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Russian-FBI Collusion Part 3: The Passing Of The Dossier

Funny story: Russian-FBI Collusion Part 3: The Passing Of The Dossier

BILLINGSGATE POST: The last episode ended with Special Agents Slim Everdingle and Detrick “Dirty Tricks” Detwiler passing gas to relieve the tension in their 1951 Studebaker Commander while in the midst of one the greatest handoffs of bogus intellig...

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Russian-FBI Collusion Part 2: The Secret Meeting Of Comey And Mueller

Funny story: Russian-FBI Collusion Part 2: The Secret Meeting Of Comey And Mueller

BILLINGSGATE POST: Everdingle was wearing his standard issue Dickies Short Sleave Mechanics Coveralls with a V-Neck, Fruit-Of-The-Loom white tee shirt underneath. A 9mm Heckler & Koch MPS sub machine gun was strapped to his thigh. With his ta...

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The Ticking Time Bomb: The Real Story Of Russian-FBI Collusion

Funny story: The Ticking Time Bomb: The Real Story Of Russian-FBI Collusion

BILLINGSGATE POST: The metronomic ticking of the time bomb that would provide kaleidoscopic evidence that the FBI was colluding with the Russians was forcing Special Agent Slim Everdingle into making a virtual Hobson’s Choice; whether to go with his...

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