Icke-onic Reptilian Shape-shifters from Outer Space
I’m a shape-shifting reptilian
As humanoid as you like
I travelled here from outer space
To track down David Icke
I’ll drink your blood, I’ll eat your flesh
Like the carnivore I am
The Power of Prayer
The footballer stood and crossed his chest
God was on his side
He looked up to the heavens
Where angels do abide
He ran up to take the penalty
Filled with religious pride
He scuffed the ball, fell on his arse
Well-played Robert. Shame you lost. Would you like to say a quick hello?
Thanks, Ken. I’d like to say hello to my lovely wife Roxy and my wonderful family – Roxanne, Roxette, Rock Salmon, Rock Solid, Rock Steady, Rock Hudson, Rocky Marciano, Rocky…
First, I’d like to say that we made this clear in our manifesto. Quite clear. In fact, so clear, you can see right through it. We said that we would look into the situation, from our point of view, and roll out a number of initiativ…
Me, Me, Me
This is a short song and dance for all selfie-takers. It goes to the tune of “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star”. As you sing it, you have to pose around, taking imaginary selfies on your phone, and with a selfie-stick.
Me, me, me, me, m...
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