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Funny story: Consumer Reports 2019 Road Rage Survey

Consumer Reports 2019 Road Rage Survey

NEW YORK--According to Consumer Reports 2019 Road Rage Survey, the most likely road rage perpetrator this year was a male between thirty-five and fifty driving a blue, late-model BMW on a Tuesday afternoon at roughly 5:45. This is the second year in...

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Funny story: Commuter Snaps, Plans Pileup as a Middle Finger to Fellow Commuters: Fortunately Dies first in Collision with Big Rig

Commuter Snaps, Plans Pileup as a Middle Finger to Fellow Commuters: Fortunately Dies first in Collision with Big Rig

A man who'd spent more time in his car than in bed with his ex-wife, or with anyone else's wife, for that matter, finally snapped last month on the interchange between South New Haven and Cooperville. Fortunately for the driving public, the commu...

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Funny story: Alabama Vows To Put An End To Road Rage

Alabama Vows To Put An End To Road Rage

MONTGOMERY, Alabama - Governor Robert J. Bentley speaking before a crowd of 200 people at a local tractor show said that he will be putting his foot down in regards to road rage. The governor said that this problem has been going on for way too lo...

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Funny story: Arkansas Outlaws Road Rage

Arkansas Outlaws Road Rage

LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - Senator Philbert P. Washmeister [R-Hot Springs] has just met with the members of the news media and he has informed them about a very important piece of state legislation that has just been passed by the Arkansas State Senate.

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Funny story: Road-rager "punches lights out" of 85 year-old Ford Anglia driver, literally!

Road-rager "punches lights out" of 85 year-old Ford Anglia driver, literally!

An awful incident happened today on the high street between High Wycombe and Marlow today outside a supermarket parking place. An 85 year-old male named Herbert Horlocks (name changed just in case the local press get hold of this majestic spoof be...

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Funny story: Britain's Truck Drivers Bid for Fair Play

Britain's Truck Drivers Bid for Fair Play

Britain's many, many HGV drivers have today made a heartfelt appeal to the public to end the constant discrimination against their profession. "It's not on", said Steve Bloke, a member of pro-haulage organization, The Wagons Are The Solution, "peo...

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Funny story: Car horns to be toned down

Car horns to be toned down

In an effort to calm Britain's rows, sorry roads, new laws are to be introduced to tone down car horns. There is a long history of horns on cars, from the tootles of the first cars to the craze in the eighties for horns that played tunes. These da...

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Funny story: Dairy Announces "Milk Of Human Kindness" Will Come In Flavors

Dairy Announces "Milk Of Human Kindness" Will Come In Flavors

Borden's Dairy has announced that they will soon be distributing "The Milk of Human Kindness" in flavors such as chocolate and strawberry. They also said that the product will be available as whole, skim, 2 %, and fat free (just like all other milk...

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Funny story: Britain is becoming a very angry place

Britain is becoming a very angry place

Official figures released by the Department of Figures in London last night revealed the uncomfortable truth - that Britain is becoming a very angry place. The DOF investigation into the phenomena was originally sparked by a wave of scare stories,...

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Funny story: William Tell Overture blamed for road rage

William Tell Overture blamed for road rage

A man appearing before the Judiciary in Poland has told how a road rage incident in Warsaw was caused by listening to the William Tell Overture, a classical piece of music first written in the 19th Century. The 61 year old semi-retired chicken p...

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Funny story: Road Rage Breath Tests to be Trialed in UK

Road Rage Breath Tests to be Trialed in UK

For many of today's urban motorists, road rage can be a debilitating condition that can turn a pleasant roadtrip into a stressful nightmare from the pit of hell itself.

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Funny story: Road-rage grannies appear in court

Road-rage grannies appear in court

Two grandmothers, both over the age of 80, today appeared in court in Southampton accused of a number of charges from disturbing the peace to affray and Actual Bodily Harm.

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Funny story: U.S. Drivers Celebrate Road Rage Day

U.S. Drivers Celebrate Road Rage Day

Drivers throughout the U.S. will be celebrating the 1st annual Road Rage Day tomorrow, starting at 7:00AM local time and continuing through the evening rush hour. In anticipation of Road Rage Day drivers in major U.S. cities today were testing their...

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Funny story: Local Man Did Not Get the "Everyone's Going to Pull Out in Front of You in Their Big, Stupid SUVs" Memo

Local Man Did Not Get the "Everyone's Going to Pull Out in Front of You in Their Big, Stupid SUVs" Memo

American Fork, Utah - A local resident claims he must not have gotten the memo that stated everyone would pull out in front him in their big, stupid SUVs.

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Funny story: Studies Reveal - Women Who Tailgate Fulfilling Need To Cuddle

Studies Reveal - Women Who Tailgate Fulfilling Need To Cuddle

Washington - Doctors in Seattle have finished a five year study as to why tailgating was more common among women, and the results were announced Tuesday.

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Funny story: Rude Driver Feels Shame, Changes Ways After Being Honked At

Rude Driver Feels Shame, Changes Ways After Being Honked At

Kansas City - The power of the horn was made obvious today after Richard Dean, 23 of Kansas City, felt shame after being honked at by a man he had cut off.

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Funny story: So you think you can drive....punk?

So you think you can drive....punk?

A driving test examiner has this week sparked controversy by including a "road rage" test as part of the practical driving test. Mr Limpit, a former deputy headteacher at Hallamshire Military School in Cumbria, insists that being able to ma...

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