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Funny story: Ed Sherine sentenced to 5 years in an Egyptian prison for saying; "The Thames is cleaner than the Nile!"

Ed Sherine sentenced to 5 years in an Egyptian prison for saying; "The Thames is cleaner than the Nile!"

Singer, songwriter, Ed Sherine (no relation) has got himself / herself into hot water in Egypt after claiming the Nile is not cleaner than the Thames because hippopotamus live in the mud there and not in the Thames! Ed even wrote a river song abou...

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Funny story: Deadly pong closes Thames foot tunnel

Deadly pong closes Thames foot tunnel

London - A pair of vintage trainers missing since the Olympic Marathon are in the frame for last night's Greenwich foot tunnel closure. Dave Snargs and fellow running coach Alf Rancid are suspected of causing the stink that shut the Thames underpa...

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Funny story: River Thames To Be Renamed 'The River Queen Elizabeth II' .

River Thames To Be Renamed 'The River Queen Elizabeth II' .

Her Majesty the Queen has decided that as from next Tuesday the river Thames is to be renamed the 'River Queen Elizabeth II' in her honour. The Prime Minister has been informed of the decision. It was explained to the Prime Minister that she no lo...

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Funny story: Modern day offerings to the gods, or litter

Modern day offerings to the gods, or litter

As part of the Queen's Jubilee celebrations, London council workers have been dredging the river Thames. They have turned up a remarkable array of artefacts. "This is a remarkable, layered, history of London," said Dan Cruikshank, BBC Historian. "...

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Funny story: Prince Philip 'should be docked wages for missing Jubilee Celebrations'

Prince Philip 'should be docked wages for missing Jubilee Celebrations'

The mood was dampened today on the Queens Diamond Jubilee celebration, as a rogue MP claimed that Prince Philip should have two days pay deducted for missing the last two of the four day celebration. Philip, who was 90 in February, was admitted to...

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Funny story: Queen Falls Overboard During Diamond Jubilee River Pageant!

Queen Falls Overboard During Diamond Jubilee River Pageant!

The Queen narrowly escaped death this afternoon when falling overboard from the Thames cruiser Spirit of Chartwell during today's Royal Jubilee river pageant. The incident occurred as the boat, converted into a barge for the day, went underneath...

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Funny story: Chiswick In Close Shave With Nazi Jackboot

Chiswick In Close Shave With Nazi Jackboot

Chiswick had a run-in with Hitler's war machine yesterday and was only saved thanks to the quick thinking of a Yorkshire tourist and a classical musician. The terrifying incident happened around 1.30 pm as local office workers and pensioners were...

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Funny story: Somali Pirates Attack Oxford Boat Crew In Annual Thames Race!

Somali Pirates Attack Oxford Boat Crew In Annual Thames Race!

The 158th annual boat race between Oxford and Cambridge was brought to a dramatic halt earlier today when the Oxford crew came under attack by a Somali Pirate submarine after it had suddenly surfaced a few yards in front of the Oxford rowing boat nea...

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