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Funny story: Judge Sentences GOP Rioter to Constantly Watch Random Angry People in Cars Yelling About Politics

Judge Sentences GOP Rioter to Constantly Watch Random Angry People in Cars Yelling About Politics

Springfield, MO - At a sentencing hearing for a Capitol rioter accused of violently reacting to the 2020 Presidential election, and Trump loss, by attacking the U.S. Congress, a Federal Judge ordered the man to spend 30 days in a local jail. After…

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Funny story: Three people injured as clown drives his clown car into crowd

Three people injured as clown drives his clown car into crowd

Hundreds of Torontonians braved the cold weather to celebrate the 166th anniversary of the infamous Toronto Clown Riot of 1855. Many came out dressed as clowns, some with plastic swords, baseball bats or boxing gloves. Others had faux black eyes, ban…

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Funny story: Rioters in Europe Invited to Swap Place With Rioting Ecuadorian Prisoners

Rioters in Europe Invited to Swap Place With Rioting Ecuadorian Prisoners

The word 'Freedom' is being pathetically abused by rioting imbeciles in many European countries to protest about new Covid19 limitations being enforced on to their 'sad' lives. In Germany the 'Querdenker' (Weirdo) movement have been bashing polic…

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Funny story: Rioting breaks out over renaming NFL's KC Chiefs to Hooligans

Rioting breaks out over renaming NFL's KC Chiefs to Hooligans

What began as a classic standoff between wokers and old schoolers turned into a free-for-all yesterday at a press conference held to announce a new name for team known as the Kansas City Chiefs. The old schoolers gathered to protest the change, w…

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Funny story: A Woman In Georgia With 42 Personalities Says She’s a Friggin’ Mess

A Woman In Georgia With 42 Personalities Says She’s a Friggin’ Mess

CRACKERHEAD, Georgia – (Satire News) – A receptionist in a dental office says that she has become an absolute mess, due to the fact that she has been diagnosed with having 42 different personalities. Daisy Q. Tuckytat, 34, divulged to her therapis…

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Funny story: Dutch joint smokers go on riots because their masks bug them!

Dutch joint smokers go on riots because their masks bug them!

(NOT EDITED) Recent rioting in the quaint, peaceful nation, called Holland, have been misinterpreted in global media reports. Morons, Looters, Hooligans, Bovver Boys, and girls are not protesting about Covid-19 curfews, no way, Gottverdomme! Jagg…

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Funny story: Capitol Hill Rioters Love Trump Back

Capitol Hill Rioters Love Trump Back

At a speech before the rioters took off for Capitol Hill, Donald Trump boldly announced that he loved them. Kiss, kiss! In the spirit of that love, many of those rioters have decided to test that love by descending in mass upon Mar-a-Lago. Do…

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Funny story: Capitol Hill Rioter Claims He Was Contacted Personally By President Trump

Capitol Hill Rioter Claims He Was Contacted Personally By President Trump

A protester who took part in last Wednesday's Capitol Hill riot, says he only became involved in the incident because he was contacted 24 hours before the event by President Donald Trump. Brian Dummkopf, a resident of Washington, claims that, at 2…

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Funny story: Arrest Warrant Issued For Donald J. Trump For Inciting A Riot

Arrest Warrant Issued For Donald J. Trump For Inciting A Riot

The DC police department issued an arrest warrant for Donald J. Trump for inciting a riot. Bellyaching since he lost the presidential election on November 3, 2020, Trump called for the Proud Boys and every other unemployed supporter to march to t…

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Funny story: Report Shows US Economy Boosted by Arson and Violence

Report Shows US Economy Boosted by Arson and Violence

WASHINGTON DC - Democrats continue to claim credit for any and all positive economic news. Career bureaucrats at various agencies in the US Capitol determined that President Trump's opposition to ANTIFA will hurt economic recovery. As US GDP accelera…

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Funny story: Why Communist Can’t Win

Why Communist Can’t Win

To all the Marxist revolutionaries - you’ve got an image problem. Here are a list of all the losing strategies in use that engender the same hatred towards you, that you have against all others: Before we get to the list, it should be noted that t…

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Funny story: News You Missed During Protests, Fires and Looting

News You Missed During Protests, Fires and Looting

Spoof News HQ, Shangri-La, Kunlun Mts, China. For nearly two weeks newscasts, both television and radio, have focused so heavily on the Floyd protests and their ancillary activities such as fires and looting, that most news junkies have been unable…

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Funny story: George Floyd Protesters Vow To "Put Everything Back" If Justice Is Done

George Floyd Protesters Vow To "Put Everything Back" If Justice Is Done

Protesters who rioted and ransacked stores during violent demonstrations against the murder in custody of George Floyd, have said they only want justice, and have vowed to return all of the goods stolen from shops once justice is done. The streets...

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Funny story: Democrats Vow Apocalypse for 2020

Democrats Vow Apocalypse for 2020

NEW YORK - Major cities in the United States have been devastated by riots, arson, and widespread looting. In a bold political calculation, Democrats put their full support behind Anarchists, Marxists, and Nihilistic Mobs. Their policy announcement w...

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Funny story: Internet riots plague town

Internet riots plague town

The village of Chaffinch St Cock has been quieter than usual this week, thanks to the pandemic lockdown. That is, until this morning, when it saw Britain's first internet riots. The small settlement lost internet service on Saturday afternoon due...

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Funny story: Three Killed In Care Bear Melee

Three Killed In Care Bear Melee

What started as a quiet day for employees of Midway Credit Union quickly turned to chaos when Pro Life and Pro Choice protesters clashed. The melee, which lasted for approximately 20 minutes and accounted for $3,000 in damage, was allegedly started b...

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Funny story: French Rioters Try To Pull Down Eiffel Tower

French Rioters Try To Pull Down Eiffel Tower

The Eiffel Tower, the symbol of Paris, of France, and of Paris, France, has been the object of an ugly incident during the ongoing riotous actions of a few despicable thugs in the capital today. A crowd of about a thousand Yellow Vest protestors a...

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