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Funny story: A Woman In Georgia With 42 Personalities Says She’s a Friggin’ Mess

A Woman In Georgia With 42 Personalities Says She’s a Friggin’ Mess

CRACKERHEAD, Georgia – (Satire News) – A receptionist in a dental office says that she has become an absolute mess, due to the fact that she has been diagnosed with having 42 different personalities. Daisy Q. Tuckytat, 34, divulged to her therapis…

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Funny story: Dutch joint smokers go on riots because their masks bug them!

Dutch joint smokers go on riots because their masks bug them!

(NOT EDITED) Recent rioting in the quaint, peaceful nation, called Holland, have been misinterpreted in global media reports. Morons, Looters, Hooligans, Bovver Boys, and girls are not protesting about Covid-19 curfews, no way, Gottverdomme! Jagg…

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Funny story: Capitol Hill Rioter Claims He Was Contacted Personally By President Trump

Capitol Hill Rioter Claims He Was Contacted Personally By President Trump

A protester who took part in last Wednesday's Capitol Hill riot, says he only became involved in the incident because he was contacted 24 hours before the event by President Donald Trump. Brian Dummkopf, a resident of Washington, claims that, at 2…

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Funny story: Report Shows US Economy Boosted by Arson and Violence

Report Shows US Economy Boosted by Arson and Violence

WASHINGTON DC - Democrats continue to claim credit for any and all positive economic news. Career bureaucrats at various agencies in the US Capitol determined that President Trump's opposition to ANTIFA will hurt economic recovery. As US GDP accelera…

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Funny story: Why Communist Can’t Win

Why Communist Can’t Win

To all the Marxist revolutionaries - you’ve got an image problem. Here are a list of all the losing strategies in use that engender the same hatred towards you, that you have against all others: Before we get to the list, it should be noted that t…

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Funny story: Tory Government Admits It Has Manipulated TheSpoof.com 'Top Writers Chart' Figures For Years!

Tory Government Admits It Has Manipulated TheSpoof.com 'Top Writers Chart' Figures For Years!

Not surprisingly, top writers on TheSpoof.com have rioted in every city in the UK due to working tirelessly for NO REWARD! One unnamed author who refused to be named for fear of reprisals has said, "It's a total f*cken shambles. I was pumping out…

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Funny story: News You Missed During Protests, Fires and Looting

News You Missed During Protests, Fires and Looting

Spoof News HQ, Shangri-La, Kunlun Mts, China. For nearly two weeks newscasts, both television and radio, have focused so heavily on the Floyd protests and their ancillary activities such as fires and looting, that most news junkies have been unable…

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Funny story: George Floyd Protesters Vow To "Put Everything Back" If Justice Is Done

George Floyd Protesters Vow To "Put Everything Back" If Justice Is Done

Protesters who rioted and ransacked stores during violent demonstrations against the murder in custody of George Floyd, have said they only want justice, and have vowed to return all of the goods stolen from shops once justice is done. The streets...

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Funny story: Democrats Vow Apocalypse for 2020

Democrats Vow Apocalypse for 2020

NEW YORK - Major cities in the United States have been devastated by riots, arson, and widespread looting. In a bold political calculation, Democrats put their full support behind Anarchists, Marxists, and Nihilistic Mobs. Their policy announcement w...

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Funny story: Internet riots plague town

Internet riots plague town

The village of Chaffinch St Cock has been quieter than usual this week, thanks to the pandemic lockdown. That is, until this morning, when it saw Britain's first internet riots. The small settlement lost internet service on Saturday afternoon due...

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Funny story: Three Killed In Care Bear Melee

Three Killed In Care Bear Melee

What started as a quiet day for employees of Midway Credit Union quickly turned to chaos when Pro Life and Pro Choice protesters clashed. The melee, which lasted for approximately 20 minutes and accounted for $3,000 in damage, was allegedly started b...

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Funny story: French Rioters Try To Pull Down Eiffel Tower

French Rioters Try To Pull Down Eiffel Tower

The Eiffel Tower, the symbol of Paris, of France, and of Paris, France, has been the object of an ugly incident during the ongoing riotous actions of a few despicable thugs in the capital today. A crowd of about a thousand Yellow Vest protestors a...

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Funny story: Caucasians Riot After Not Being Given Preferential Treatment

Caucasians Riot After Not Being Given Preferential Treatment

Civil unrest has erupted in the small town of Sandwich, Massachusetts after a slew of incidents in which the white population was being given the same treatment as its minority residents. The trouble began late Tuesday afternoon after a troubling epi...

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Funny story: Popcorn Food Truck Causes Riot at Misophonia Convention

Popcorn Food Truck Causes Riot at Misophonia Convention

Every year providers and patients from around the world travel to a central location to attend the annual Misophonia Convention. Misophonia is a disorder of the autonomous nervous system in which particular patterned sounds are incorrectly processed...

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Funny story: Massive Riots Follow NYPD Shooting

Massive Riots Follow NYPD Shooting

Race riots erupted all over New York City following the announcement that, on Tuesday morning, NYPD officers fatally shot a black Muslim man who was armed with nothing more than a stolen H-bomb. Truck driver Muhammad Baker was killed instantly in...

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Funny story: Knickerless, Courtney Love Cobain, caught up in Paris protests!

Knickerless, Courtney Love Cobain, caught up in Paris protests!

Widow of Kurt Cobain, Courtney Love (Who?) has made headlines by being in the wrong place at the right time! Parisian taxi drivers are protesting and blocking off all roads to French major airports because an American company is muscling in on th...

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Funny story: "Law and Order" Hoover Institute Frames Ed Balls Re: Election Riots

"Law and Order" Hoover Institute Frames Ed Balls Re: Election Riots

The achingly-TECHNICALLY-NOT-NEO-CON!!! Hoover Institute has been facing, not so much a funding crisis, (hell no!) as a trolling crisis. Yup! By now, millions of still-benighted citizens of the Global Village wildly insinuate that they have finally sussed out what's going on… Aye, a wicked legion of notoriously disingenuous and cynical conspiracy theorists now wantonly assert that the Hoov...

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