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Funny story: With Ryan Lochte Out, Trump Lands Speedo

With Ryan Lochte Out, Trump Lands Speedo

New York City, NY - With Ryan Lochte losing his Speedo sponsorship amidst an international Olympic scandal, Donald J. Trump has been selected as Speedo's newest spokesperson. As part of the lucrative contract, Trump has agreed to wear a Speedo under...

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Funny story: Rio 2016: Trump latest to criticize Gabby Douglas, confuses her with Leslie Jones

Rio 2016: Trump latest to criticize Gabby Douglas, confuses her with Leslie Jones

The 2016 Rio Olympic Games have been a wild ride for US gymnast Gabby Douglas. After exiting competition with only one gold medal in the team event, and failing to medal in her lone individual event, Douglas became the subject of social media scr...

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Funny story: Michael Phelps Credits Brazil's "Thin Water" with Gold Medal Win

Michael Phelps Credits Brazil's "Thin Water" with Gold Medal Win

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil--Michael Phelps credited Brazil's "thin water" for his recent gold medal win. Phelps stated that the "thin water" in Brazil makes him and others swim faster, allowing them to shatter World records. "It's the thin water," sa...

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Funny story: Play the skin flute 2016

Play the skin flute 2016

Following on from the fantastic success of British competitors during the 2012 Games and the general euphoria throughout the nation it is hoped we can repeat these achievements in Brazil 2016. To this event (no pun intended) the International Game...

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Funny story: 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio Bans Horse Meat Diet

2016 Summer Olympics in Rio Bans Horse Meat Diet

Competitors in the 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio, Brazil will have to go through more tests than any event to date. "We do not want there to be any cheating here", says Spokesman Fabio Guaray. "If you plan to cheat, stay home. You will embarrass you...

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Funny story: Rio 2016 - ...taking the plunge!

Rio 2016 - ...taking the plunge!

Following Team UK's phenomenal success during the recent 2012 Olympics a new event has been added in readiness for the Rio Olympics in 2016. Initially dubbed The Altitude Trounce it has now been officially titled The Elevation Plummet by the Olym...

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Funny story: Olympic chiefs extend length of 100 metres to maximise TV rights

Olympic chiefs extend length of 100 metres to maximise TV rights

Olympic bosses are secretly planning to extend the length of the 100 metres race to make more cash from TV broadcasting rights. As athletes continue to snip fractions off the winning time over recent years, broadcasters are offering less cash for...

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Funny story: Two Flexible Featured Writers Tapped to Compete in Tokyo Pole Dancing Championship After Random Selection!

Two Flexible Featured Writers Tapped to Compete in Tokyo Pole Dancing Championship After Random Selection!

Spoof editor Mark Lowton proudly announced his sponsorship of two former female Featured Writers in the World Championship Pole Dancing Competition being held in Tokyo! The Spoof Headliners were named for the honour after a purely random poll (s...

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Funny story: North Korea to host 2016 Olympics

North Korea to host 2016 Olympics

As what is being seen as a desperate attempt to build a positive and worthwhile relationship with Kim-Jong Il and the North Korean leadership, the International Olympic Committee broke a number of traditions and protocols today, by announcing that th...

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