A BRIEF PROCEDURAL HISTORY OF THE GRACE LEE CASE, WRITTEN AS AN R-RATED PLAY FOR SECOND-GRADERS.
Grace: Kill me.
Grace's parents: No, it's a sin.
Grace: Fuck you. Kill me.
Grace's parents: No, you'll burn in Hell, forever.
Grace: Fuck you, I'll ask a Judge.
Grace: Judge, let 'em kill me.
Grace's parents: No, don't, Judge. it's a sin.
Judge: Fuck you. Doctors? Kill her.
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