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Funny story: Sparks and Mensa launch Eye Shadow for men

Sparks and Mensa launch Eye Shadow for men

Sparks and Mensa the high street shop for the supernova of the intelligentsia have announced a new eye make up range aimed exclusively at men. "The eye liner range we launched last year did remarkably well," said manager of the Dorking store, Just...

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Funny story: Ricky Hatton's Legal Team Fight to Stop Fight

Ricky Hatton's Legal Team Fight to Stop Fight

Lawyers for the the boxer Ricky Hatton have revealed today that they are desperately trying to fight the contract that sees him due to come out of retirement in a matter of days in a fight against Vyacheslav Senchenko. Seemingly the mancunian boxe...

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Funny story: Ricky Shat-On

Ricky Shat-On

Ricky Hatton's nightmare week has gone from bad to worse after falling victim to what seems to be a targeted fecal attack by a flock of seagulls. Once famed for his British Bulldog approach to fighting in the ring, the celebrated 'Hitman' is now...

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Funny story: Ricky Hatton caught snorting again!

Ricky Hatton caught snorting again!

The World champion boxer was seen snorting outside the gym where he trains. Our reporter followed him into the gym and witnessed him snorting as he danced around the boxing ring. In a shameful act of defiance he came over to our reporter and snort...

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Funny story: Muhammad Ali Meets Ricky Hatton - No Fighting Involved

Muhammad Ali Meets Ricky Hatton - No Fighting Involved

Boxing legend and three time World Heavyweight Champion, Muhammad Ali, of Louisville, Kentucky, today paid a visit to Mancunian mauler Ricky Hatton at his Hyde gymnasium. A frail looking Ali, the best fighter of a very tough generation was said to...

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Funny story: Manchester Mauler Hatton Blames Hard On

Manchester Mauler Hatton Blames Hard On

Ricky Hatton, the Manchester Mauler got badly dropped by Filipino Six Pack Pacquioa during a recent Marquis of Queensbury competition. Fisticuff aficionados blamed training, diet and Filipino dirty tricks for the upset of the British Bashful Bomber.

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Funny story: Ricky Hatton talks of "Happy Slapping" abuse since returning to Manchester

Ricky Hatton talks of "Happy Slapping" abuse since returning to Manchester

In an emotional interview, the boxer Ricky Hatton has described the turmoil and abuse that he has faced since returning to his family home in Manchester after losing the fight to Manny Pacquiao. "Ever since I developed this glass jaw in Vegas, I'v...

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Funny story: Ricky Hatton celebrity lookalike devastated at retirement rumours

Ricky Hatton celebrity lookalike devastated at retirement rumours

In a frank and honest interview, Eddie Smith, famed Ricky Hatton celebrity lookalike, described the emotional turmoil he finds himself in as rumours of Hatton's likely retirement circulate in the media. "No-one realises how hard this job is" Smith...

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Funny story: Arsenal pull a "Ricky Hatton" in Champion's League

Arsenal pull a "Ricky Hatton" in Champion's League

Arsenal FC crashed out of the Champion's league last night in a sporting performance that rivalled that of battered fighter Ricky Hatton. In a 2 round knockout, Manchester United beat Arsenal to proceed through to the final of the Champion's Leagu...

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Funny story: Ricky Hatton joins Oasis

Ricky Hatton joins Oasis

Recently beaten boxer Ricky Hatton has announced that he will be joining Manchester super group Oasis from June as their drummer, in time for a string of summer concerts. The boxer who has spent a great deal of time learning how to drum over the l...

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Funny story: Hatton Announces Retirement From Looking Glum

Hatton Announces Retirement From Looking Glum

Defeated British boxing legend, Ricky Hatton, has announced in a Press conference in Las Vegas, that after yesterday's loss to Manny Pacquiao, he is to retire from looking glum. The Manchester-based pugilist was trounced at the MGM Grand, but even...

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Funny story: Ricky Hatton to referee Floyd Mayweather Snr to vs. Floyd Mayweather Jnr

Ricky Hatton to referee Floyd Mayweather Snr to vs. Floyd Mayweather Jnr

Boxing promoters have announced today that Floyd Mayweather Snr, aged 56, is intending to step back into the boxing ring. What has come as even more of a surprise is that he intends to fight his own son, Floyd Mayweather Jr, aged 32. This is a...

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Funny story: Ricky Has Pool Party After Getting It In The Ring Saturday Night

Ricky Has Pool Party After Getting It In The Ring Saturday Night

Brave and fearless Mancunian Boxer Ricky Ribs Hatton entertained fans to a pool side party after he was bashed around in the ring on Saturday night by Manny Pacquiao. Hatton went down after receiving a hard blow by Pacquiao in the second round le...

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Funny story: Barton Blames Hatton

Barton Blames Hatton

Newcastle United badboy Joey Barton has lay the blame for his extraordinary and unnecessary challenge on Liverpool's Xabi Alonso at Anfield yesterday, squarely at the door of his friend and fellow Manchester City fan, Ricky Hatton. Hatton was beat...

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Funny story: Hatton Announces Plan To Fight With Hat On In The Future

Hatton Announces Plan To Fight With Hat On In The Future

Ricky Hatton, the Manchester-based boxer who was so unceremoniously dumped onto the canvas at the weekend by Filipino pocket dynamo Manny Pacquiao, has said that, in all future championship bouts, he will fight opponents wearing his trusty sunhat.

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Funny story: Madonna attempting to adopt Ricky Hatton

Madonna attempting to adopt Ricky Hatton

Madonna, the adoption crazy pop star, has launched a legal effort to adopt boxer Ricky Hatton. In launching the case, Madonna's legal representative described how she had been shocked that a young man would be encouraged to fight someone clearly s...

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Funny story: Ricky Gervais KO'd In Two

Ricky Gervais KO'd In Two

Tubby funnyman Ricky Gervais was last night knocked flat on his fat arse by Filipino boxer Manny 'Yellow' Pacman in front of 1,000,000 disappointed Reading fans. Gervais, 10 time BAFTA winner and 20 time Golden Globe winner was simply outclassed b...

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