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Funny story: Lorry Parked Outside Man's House Is A Bloody Nuisance

Lorry Parked Outside Man's House Is A Bloody Nuisance

We've all been there. The annoying neighbor parking his car right outside our house, our window, or right across our drive, making it extremely difficult for us to gain access to the garage. Spare a thought, then, for one man who had an even bigge…

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Funny story: Uncle Ben’s Converted Rice Is Getting a Brand New Name

Uncle Ben’s Converted Rice Is Getting a Brand New Name

HOUSTON – In keeping with racially-correct product themes and names, the company that produces Uncle Ben’s Converted Rice has decided to rename their extremely popular product. In fact, recent studies have shown that Uncle Ben's Rice is the most p...

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Funny story: Man Could Soon Be Eating Rice For Breakfast, Dinner And Tea

Man Could Soon Be Eating Rice For Breakfast, Dinner And Tea

An Englishman who, as a general rule, doesn't eat that much rice, has said that, before very much longer, he could quite easily be eating it for breakfast, dinner and tea. Indeed, he could be eating it in his sleep. The dire situation has come...

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Funny story: The United Nations Has Instructed North Korea's Kim Jong Un To Disarm All of His Missiles

The United Nations Has Instructed North Korea's Kim Jong Un To Disarm All of His Missiles

NEW YORK CITY - National Focus Magazine is reporting that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has just received an email from the United Nations informing him that he is to disarm every one of his missiles by 11:59 pm, Monday, April 28. They stress th...

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Funny story: African Country Offers To Trade Missile Parts To North Korea For Rice

African Country Offers To Trade Missile Parts To North Korea For Rice

NIPPYTOWN, Kamgooganda - The African country of Kamgooganda like its neighbors Dutch West Wakaboonka and Upper Shambutu has been hit with an astounding drought this past year. A government spokesperson Sim Kimbo Kon stated that the drought has jus...

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Funny story: North Korea Fires A Missile At New Zealand But It Ends Up Crashing Into A North Korean Rice Processing Plant

North Korea Fires A Missile At New Zealand But It Ends Up Crashing Into A North Korean Rice Processing Plant

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un was recently offended at a remark that a reporter from New Zealand TV had made where he stated that he needed to lose about 45 pounds. So in order to show his disfavor the North Korean leader decided to fire on...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Reveals His 2014 New Year's Resolution

Kim Jong Un Reveals His 2014 New Year's Resolution

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korean leader Kim Jong Un rang in the new year with a bang (no pun intended) as he spoke to the people of North Korea via an Anderson Cooper-Kathy Griffin New Year's Eve type television show. Kim Jong Un first thanke...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Has A Crush On Megyn Kelly - Sends Her 500 Pounds of Rice

Kim Jong Un Has A Crush On Megyn Kelly - Sends Her 500 Pounds of Rice

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un, the leader of North Korea, has stated that there is nothing he likes more than a feisty woman who is not afraid to show the world that she can be gorgeously beautiful and have a set of balls as well. Kim Jong...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Invites The Duck Dynasty Clan To Visit North Korea

Kim Jong Un Invites The Duck Dynasty Clan To Visit North Korea

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korean leader Kim Jong Un says that he cannot believe all the hullabaloo that is going on in America regarding Phil Robertson, patriarch of the Duck Dynasty clan. Kim Jong Un spoke with The Rice Paddy National News A...

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Funny story: Bolivia Responds To Kim Jong Un's Invasion Threat

Bolivia Responds To Kim Jong Un's Invasion Threat

LA PAZ, Bolivia - Bolivian President Montero Santa-Cantina is said to be very upset with the recent threats made by North Korean leader Kim Jong Un which were directed at his country. Kim Jong Un remarked that he is prepared to invade the South Am...

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Funny story: The Shockingly Amazing Truth About Lint

The Shockingly Amazing Truth About Lint

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Agency of Data Gathering has just come out with a shocking finding regarding everyday household lint. Agency spokesperson Naomi Belle McDibbing remarked that research studies were recently conducted at Windy City Communit...

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Funny story: Japanese quake has surprising benefits

Japanese quake has surprising benefits

Tokyo - Chief Cabinet Secretary Yuk E. Dano told told reporters at a press conference this afternoon that radioactive materials released from Japanese reactors are not harmful to human health. "It's like our rice. Our rice does not make you fat. Just look at our people. Like our rice, our radioactive materials are good for you. They make you healthy. People pay a lot of money to get radiat...

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Funny story: Scientists have discovered that The Great Wall of China is held together by sticky rice

Scientists have discovered that The Great Wall of China is held together by sticky rice

Scientists, who have been studying The Great Wall of China in an effort to discover how it has lasted so long without crumbling, now release their latest finding.....bricks are held together by sticky rice. Apparently, sticky rice was fed to worke...

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Funny story: Rice Beer Zombies

Rice Beer Zombies

This morning the CIA announced they had uncovered a plot launched by the republic of China designed to change the balance of world power. It was revealed that recently discovered documents told of a plot to dramatically raise China's rice exports wh...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney in "hate" outburst (part 2)

Wayne Rooney in "hate" outburst (part 2)

The hastily convened press conference in which Wayne Rooney was supposed to prove to the world that he does not "hate" rice, descended into farce earlier today in Valencia, Spain. In front of a throng of reporters and photographers from around th...

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Funny story: Rice shortage having no effect in Britain

Rice shortage having no effect in Britain

It's official. The Rice shortage in Britain is having no noticeable effect on the economy. Many economists thought that with Condoleezza Rice not having been seen in the UK for several months, this might be having a severe effect on the economy. H...

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Funny story: Rice For Cambodia Campaign Launched

Rice For Cambodia Campaign Launched

Today, a new charity was launched to provide rice for Cambodia, and its organisers cleverly called it Rice For Cambodia. The charity aims to encourage Cambodians to grow and harvest rice, and then send it to America and Australia, where Americans...

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