Although artistically minded, Wesley Biggs of Nashville, Tennessee, had always considered poetry beyond his creative reach – until he learned that it does not necessarily have to rhyme.
“I feel like such a doofus,” said Biggs. “All this time I’ve...
LOS ANGELES- Hip Hop record producers and songwriters are feverishly searching for English words that rhyme with "orange", "purple", and "silver", fearing the end of the genre if no perfect rhymes are found soon. "When you can't even find a word to r...
"Who is the best Minister in my government?" said Cameron, "who's also a multi-millionaire?......"
"Me me!" shouted Willy Hague, waving his brassiere in the air,
"And I'm also bendable, and a billionaire!"
Nick Clegg raised his hand, "Me, and even as your lackey I'm still debonair!"
"But in case I'm not right, I'll set up a questionnaire!"
George Osborne lied again, saying he was cleve...
Cameron made to apologise for "grossly offensive" Hillsborough remarks, pity,
He believes the lower order folk are full of superfluity,
Until election time, when he requires our vote and comity,
Shows you how he makes it easy for us to show him our reprehensibility!
Damian Green - Britain's Immigration Minister, said:
"Immigration has been too high", he's not notice before,? another...
We thought it was time to explain the reasons behind the lack of social skills, and demented views of Spoof Reporter Inchcock Chambers. This ode is produced with the full permission of the bald headed idiot.
(Easy how the bribe of promising to send him an email each day for a week so he can imagine he has some friends, can change his mind, the fool!)
Explanations to my Friends
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