Seeing the hungry crowds, Jesus went up on the mountain, and when he sat down, his disciples came to him.
2 And Jesus opened his mouth and yelled at the hungry and destitute crowds, shouting:
3 "Cursed are the poor in spirit, for they are the moochers and the takers!
4 "Cursed are those who mourn, or anyone who needs to be comforted, the saps!
5 "Blessed are the meek, especially those...
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