Showing:

Funny satire stories about Report

Try another search?

Funny story: Hand, Developed Over Tens of Millions Years Evolution, Drops Phone Once a Week.

Hand, Developed Over Tens of Millions Years Evolution, Drops Phone Once a Week.

The hand (largely credited with Man's triumph over nature and other deeply intelligent mammalian, cephalopodic, and avian life) is still incapable of retaining its grip on a small roughly rectangular shape for any significant duration of time, studie...

Read full story
Funny story: PM demands Fox report

PM demands Fox report

Prime Minister David Cameron has today demanded a full public enquiry into what is now being called the Fox report. It is claimed that Defence Secretary Liam Fox may have granted unprecedented access to classified files and to ministerial privile...

Read full story
Funny story: Report on expedition to find source of Ganges

Report on expedition to find source of Ganges

The dawn sun beat down on the party as they struggled onwards toward their goal, almost in sight at the final day of their expedition. They had been walking for over an hour and were beginning to feel that their journey would never end. A cat meowed. A dog woofed. A pigeon made a sort of pigeon noise and a mouse farted, followed through then died of syphilis. And at last, the party who set out fro...

Read full story
Funny story: 'Honking Horns, Shouting at Others, Revving Engines Will Make Traffic Move a Hell Load Faster' says Transport Secretary

'Honking Horns, Shouting at Others, Revving Engines Will Make Traffic Move a Hell Load Faster' says Transport Secretary

BIRMINGHAM - A new Ministry of Transport report confirms what everbody has been doing since the 1960s. Honking horns, shouting profanities at other drivers, revving engines do move traffic along faster. The report analysed over 250 miles of motorw...

Read full story
Funny story: Fat Kids Let Off Hook By Report

Fat Kids Let Off Hook By Report

Fat kids all over the world were heaving a collective sigh of relief today when a report announced that childhood obesity was caused, not by eating endless amounts of crisps and Mars Bars, but by a genetic defect. A team of scientists have conclud...

Read full story
Funny story: Del Potro Victory to be Honored by Re-Invasion of Falklands: Report

Del Potro Victory to be Honored by Re-Invasion of Falklands: Report

In a stunning reversal of policy, the government of Argentina re-declared war on the Falkland Islands and announced plans for an immediate invasion. Infrastructure is currently being allotted; at least three ferries will be employed to bring land tro...

Read full story
Funny story: NCAA Report on Acceptability of Mid-American Conference Nicknames

NCAA Report on Acceptability of Mid-American Conference Nicknames

Part 6 of a 12 part series...

Read full story
Funny story: NCAA Report on Acceptability of Conference USA Nicknames

NCAA Report on Acceptability of Conference USA Nicknames

Part 5 of a 12 part series...

Read full story
Funny story: NCAA Report on Acceptability of Big East Conference Nicknames

NCAA Report on Acceptability of Big East Conference Nicknames

Part 4 of a 12 part series...

Read full story
Funny story: NCAA Report on Acceptability of Big 12 Conference Nicknames

NCAA Report on Acceptability of Big 12 Conference Nicknames

Part 3 of a 12 part series...

Read full story
Funny story: NCAA Report on Acceptability of Big 10 Conference Nicknames

NCAA Report on Acceptability of Big 10 Conference Nicknames

Part 2 of a 12 part series...

Read full story
Funny story: Talented and Minted

Talented and Minted

A report has been produced by 'What do they do Ltd?' citing such luminaries as Guy Ritchie, Jude Law, Kelly Brook and Pete Doherty.

Read full story
Funny story: Scrap the 10p lower tax rate - survey shows lethargic reaction

Scrap the 10p lower tax rate - survey shows lethargic reaction

I discovered a top secreat report from the inland revenue on why they scrapped the 10p lower tax rate leaked survey of the average person from the council estates of England gave some shocking results.

Read full story
Funny story: Secret Tapes Reveal Laura Bush Planning Boy Toy Business

Secret Tapes Reveal Laura Bush Planning Boy Toy Business

The Inside Simon Report...issued sporadically to those with a need to know...

Read full story
Funny story: Particle Physics: Is It Fun?

Particle Physics: Is It Fun?

We report on a recent seminar given at FermiLab by the acclaimed particle physicist, Prof. H. Wonky Legg, the content of which will allow you, the reader, to judge whether particle physics is fun, or just downright daft.

Read full story
Funny story: Equestrian III

Equestrian III

The lieutenant nervously sat in his chair, pondering over the macabre. Unwillingly, his mind dwelled upon H-345: his intimate greeting, gentleness, sincere nodding, smooth skin, chestnut color, curly raven-black forelock, knee-high white legs, and above all the bright five-prong white star on his flat forehead. On the other hand, he shivered at the dreadful thought of causality-and-injury report t...

Read full story
Funny story: This Just In: Cleveland Has Exclusive Clubs

This Just In: Cleveland Has Exclusive Clubs

CLEVELAND, OH - I know. I couldn't believe it myself. I just saw a report on both Channel 3 and Action News this week regarding Cleveland's finest and exclusive hotspots for the celebs and big wigs. Yeah right, right? Well, it's right; oh baby is it right! And it's hoooooot! It's a mixture of a lukewarm and caffeine-free diet Cheerwine.

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more