* There was forgetfulness aplenty this morning, when a man in Birmingham awoke knowing that there was something he should remember about today, but he just couldn't remember what it was.
Joe Jaynes, 29, had that instinctive twinge in the pit of hi…
Story told by Gorm's best chum Wombleworry Worters.
It was always great to see old Gorm laughing at things with a tank-full of gigolos, and then gnawing on them should they respond in kind. I am sure he didn't hardly realise how truly loved he was by his fellow inmates, everyday we'd give him a caring clout and a timely trip whenever he truly got too big for his booters. Yes, everyone really fe...
Published in aid of the Outer Peruvian Pregnant Kangaroo Appreciation Society, Nottingham Branch.
We have obtained from our Futurist Predictor, Mr I Seeitall, a list of comments passed on to the young of 2090, about the year 2050, for your entertainment, perusal, and education.
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