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Funny story: Hell Becoming Increasingly Uninhabitable Due to Climate Change

Hell Becoming Increasingly Uninhabitable Due to Climate Change

While never pleasant, climate experts report that hell is becoming all but uninhabitable due to global warming. "People there are having an even tougher time than usual," said underworld reporter David Cohan. "Poor souls!" Cohan stated, too, th...

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Funny story: Deism Offers an Even More Depressing Alternative to Atheism

Deism Offers an Even More Depressing Alternative to Atheism

For many skeptics disheartened by a lack of prayer-answering but hesitant about making the leap into full-on atheism, deism, a belief in a supreme creator who does not intervene in the universe, offers an extremely appealing alternative, except for t...

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Funny story: Faith Healing Rebrands as Holistic Health Remedy

Faith Healing Rebrands as Holistic Health Remedy

Turning around a near-century-long slump in new customer acquisitions, proponents of healing via faith, prayer, and the laying of hands have successfully rebranded their variety of spiritual ministration as a holistic health remedy. "There's no re...

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Funny story: Satan Objects to Being Demonized by Catholic Church

Satan Objects to Being Demonized by Catholic Church

"I may not have the greatest reputation," said Satan, "but when my name is mentioned, do you immediately think 'pedophilia'? Of course not! And to think the Catholic Church is trying to demonize me." Hurt by its fateful decision to limit the Trini...

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Funny story: Angel Experiences Unprecedented Acceptance in Nashville

Angel Experiences Unprecedented Acceptance in Nashville

For her whole life, Lucinda Carlile, an angel, struggled to find people willing to trust and accept her - until she found her way to Music City, Tennessee, where she says she's experienced heretofore unimaginable levels of credibility. "We all cra...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Notices God Kind of a Deadbeat In His Life

Nashville Man Notices God Kind of a Deadbeat In His Life

Ben Tuttle was happy for his friend Lance Johnson, who quit a tiresome, ill-paying grind of a job without any sort of backup plan, and then, just before his landlord was about to begin eviction proceedings, was offered a position out of the blue at h...

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Funny story: Vegan-Friendly Atheist Allows Animals to Go to Heaven

Vegan-Friendly Atheist Allows Animals to Go to Heaven

In an effort to recruit vegans to the secular movement, outspoken non-believer Alex Harrison, host of the popular podcast Smarter than God, stated that animals could go to the same place that good people go after they die. "There's no reason that...

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Funny story: Greek Mythology Debunked

Greek Mythology Debunked

Age-old Greek creation mythology regarding the universe's journey from the primeval void of Chaos to a virtual pantheon of all-powerful deities has been definitively debunked, according to the latest scientific reports. "It's disappointing," said...

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Funny story: Theologian Comes Up with Brilliant New Rationalization for Why God Doesn't Answer Prayers

Theologian Comes Up with Brilliant New Rationalization for Why God Doesn't Answer Prayers

To the relief of many determined to believe in God, despite the lack of evidence of any participatory deity who intervenes in any noticeable way in the workings of the human world, Christian theologian Dr. Mortimer Lane of Nashville, Tennessee, has o...

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Funny story: God Admits to Being a Codependent

God Admits to Being a Codependent

After an eternity of trying desperately to control everything around him so that the people he cared about would be okay, God finally admitted to being a codependent. “I felt like I wasn’t okay unless everyone else was okay,” said God. “I felt res...

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Funny story: Meat Industry Urges Recognition of Veganism as a Religion so that People Will Stop Taking It So Seriously

Meat Industry Urges Recognition of Veganism as a Religion so that People Will Stop Taking It So Seriously

Representatives of the meat, dairy and egg industries have come out in support of the controversial push by some to recognize veganism as an official religion entitled to the full protections of the First Amendment, simply so that vegans will stop ta...

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Funny story: Ramadan: Thank God It's Over, Say Muslims

Ramadan: Thank God It's Over, Say Muslims

Ramadan, the month of Muslim daylight fasting, when followers of the Islamic faith cannot eat, drink, smoke, have sex, or indulge in 'sinful behavior' until the sun sets, is finally at an end, and "thank goodness for that!" say Muslims the world over...

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Funny story: Tommy Robinson Converts To Islam

Tommy Robinson Converts To Islam

In a move which has startled many of his most committed followers on Facebook, the activist and political operative, Tommy Robinson, has announced he has converted to Islam. Robinson, also known as Andrew McMaster, Paul Harris, Wayne King, and Ste...

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Funny story: Ramadan Under Threat, As Muslims Seen Nibbling On Snacks During The Daytime

Ramadan Under Threat, As Muslims Seen Nibbling On Snacks During The Daytime

As Ramadan, the holiest of holy Muslim festivals, the month-long daytime fasting event, comes to a close on Tuesday it's been revealed that its future is under threat, after a number of cases have come to light in which practicing Muslims were discov...

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Funny story: Muslim Call To Prayer Sounded Like Man Was In Agony

Muslim Call To Prayer Sounded Like Man Was In Agony

Religious officials at a local Muslim mosque have denied that any of their congregation was sick, poorly, ill, in pain, unwell, or being tortured, after an unnamed source reported that he heard a man wailing 'endlessly' during the early hours of this...

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Funny story: Buddhist Chanting Got On Man's Wick

Buddhist Chanting Got On Man's Wick

Prolonged Buddhist chanting over a 3-day period because of a funeral, got on the nerves of one man so much, he considered going to the nearby temple and burning it down. The man, whose identity must be guarded to avoid any repercussions, awoke on...

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Funny story: Alabama Legalizes Rape

Alabama Legalizes Rape

In a landmark ruling that is sure to have a knock-on effect all across the country, and possibly the world, the state of Alabama legislature today passed a new law that makes it now completely legal to have sex with a woman, even if it is against her...

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