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Funny story: LGBT Opens Worship City to Help Humanity

LGBT Opens Worship City to Help Humanity

The LGBT organization is to create a religious mecca for Lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals, Transgenders, and liberal Straight people, in San Francisco, named Worship City. "We created the center out of necessity after being rejected by other religious insti…

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Funny story: God Says Jesus Upset His Birthday To Be Played Down This Year

God Says Jesus Upset His Birthday To Be Played Down This Year

God, the Supreme Being and creator of the universe and everything in it, has said that his son, Jesus Christ, is upset that his birthday on December 25 will not be celebrated with the usual fervour this year, due to Coronavirus restrictions. Chris…

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Funny story: God Denies Involvement In Maradona Hand Of God Goal

God Denies Involvement In Maradona Hand Of God Goal

In a revealing moment earlier today which will undoubtedly send shockwaves all through the Buenos Aires baristas, the Supreme Being, God, has spoken out to deny any and all responsibility for assisting Argentina's Diego Maradona in the scoring of his…

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Funny story: Barack Obama Discovers Fat Man In Filthy Robe In His Kitchen

Barack Obama Discovers Fat Man In Filthy Robe In His Kitchen

It's a well-known fact that celebrity always has its negative side, usually in the form of 'privacy issues, and that was the case this week with ex-President Barack Obama, who came downstairs to prepare breakfast on Saturday morning to find an intrud…

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Funny story: The U.S. Supreme Court flies the cuckoo's nest

The U.S. Supreme Court flies the cuckoo's nest

Sesame Street— Justice Clarence Thomas appeared to urge the court on Monday to reconsider the ruling of anti-slavery, which he said had invented a right with no basis in the text of the Constitution. Thomas said it had cast, “people of good will a…

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Funny story: Baby Didn't Want To Be Born

Baby Didn't Want To Be Born

A baby that has hardly ever stopped crying for all it's worth since it first made its appearance in the world in June, probably didn't want to born, it's been claimed. The baby, a boy who was the subject of an earlier report, has cried, wept, sobb…

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Funny story: Man Prayed For Torrential Rain To Ruin Wedding Party

Man Prayed For Torrential Rain To Ruin Wedding Party

A man who didn't particularly want to attend a wedding party next door to his home tonight, has revealed how he spent all day praying for a torrential downpour of rain so that the event would have to be called off. Moys Kenwood, 57, has already be…

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Funny story: The Power of Prayer

The Power of Prayer

The Power of Prayer The footballer stood and crossed his chest God was on his side He looked up to the heavens Where angels do abide He ran up to take the penalty Filled with religious pride He scuffed the ball, fell on his arse And kicked…

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Funny story: Why Can’t People Pray In Their Kitchen?

Why Can’t People Pray In Their Kitchen?

Lord, where are you? Now the Bone Spur veteran would like everyone in the country to gather together this Sunday, probably in an unventilated enclosure, to cough and sneeze on one another, without wearing masks, as he demonstrated at the Ford plant s…

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Funny story: God Has Coronavirus

God Has Coronavirus

The Coronavirus claimed a new victim overnight, when it finally 'went over the line' and pushed things to the limit by infecting the Creator of all Things, and Supreme Ruler of the Universe, God. The virus sprang up in China either at the end of 2...

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Funny story: Are You a God-fearing Simpleton or a Free-thinking Atheist Bound for Hell? Test Your Devotion to the Almighty

Are You a God-fearing Simpleton or a Free-thinking Atheist Bound for Hell? Test Your Devotion to the Almighty

As a social experiment, The Spoof is offering its readers a one-off opportunity, in its on-line quiz, to see if you're bound for heaven or destined for eternal damnation. The Pope is due in town, and the local populace is getting excited. a) Do y...

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Funny story: Johnson converts to Islam

Johnson converts to Islam

In an unexpectedly open display of support for Muslims in Britain, the Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, has converted to Islam. "This should put an end, once and for all, to those doltish claims that Islamophobia is rife in the Conservative party. N...

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Funny story: Religious Republicans Chide Romney for Bringing Conscience into Politics

Religious Republicans Chide Romney for Bringing Conscience into Politics

"Doesn't he know we have separation of church and state in this country?" was the reaction of many religious Republicans, outraged by Republican Senator Mitt Romney's jarring act of voting with his conscience to convict United States President Donald...

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Funny story: Nashville Woman Proves that Prayer Works

Nashville Woman Proves that Prayer Works

"I don't tell other people what to do, but for me, prayer works," said Wanda Messer of Nashville, Tennessee. "God gets results." Messer explained that her Heavenly Father has supported her through her most turbulent of times, including the past ni...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Unexpectedly Becomes Enlightened

Nashville Man Unexpectedly Becomes Enlightened

While stumbling drunk down a back alley on a Sunday morning at the crack of dawn, Zebediah Gibson of Nashville, Tennessee, unexpectedly became enlightened. "It was bizarre," sad Gibson of the unanticipated flash of radiance that hit him in the for...

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Funny story: Are You Fit for the Cross? Nashville Church Launches Christian CrossFit

Are You Fit for the Cross? Nashville Church Launches Christian CrossFit

"Are you fit for the Cross?" is the motto of the new fitness program known as Christian CrossFit, which largely entails hauling a six-foot-tall wooden cross up a hill in high heat. "You get a real workout, and you also get to appreciate the sacrif...

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Funny story: Revolutionary "Christian Atheist" Urges People to Pray for Prayers to Start Working

Revolutionary "Christian Atheist" Urges People to Pray for Prayers to Start Working

Having accepted Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior but quite clear that no divine being is doing anything to aid the human condition, Thomas Gallicchio, a self-identified "Christian atheist," is urging people to pray for prayers to start working - a...

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