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Funny story: God Admits to Being a Codependent

God Admits to Being a Codependent

After an eternity of trying desperately to control everything around him so that the people he cared about would be okay, God finally admitted to being a codependent. “I felt like I wasn’t okay unless everyone else was okay,” said God. “I felt res...

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Funny story: Meat Industry Urges Recognition of Veganism as a Religion so that People Will Stop Taking It So Seriously

Meat Industry Urges Recognition of Veganism as a Religion so that People Will Stop Taking It So Seriously

Representatives of the meat, dairy and egg industries have come out in support of the controversial push by some to recognize veganism as an official religion entitled to the full protections of the First Amendment, simply so that vegans will stop ta...

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Funny story: Ramadan: Thank God It's Over, Say Muslims

Ramadan: Thank God It's Over, Say Muslims

Ramadan, the month of Muslim daylight fasting, when followers of the Islamic faith cannot eat, drink, smoke, have sex, or indulge in 'sinful behavior' until the sun sets, is finally at an end, and "thank goodness for that!" say Muslims the world over...

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Funny story: Tommy Robinson Converts To Islam

Tommy Robinson Converts To Islam

In a move which has startled many of his most committed followers on Facebook, the activist and political operative, Tommy Robinson, has announced he has converted to Islam. Robinson, also known as Andrew McMaster, Paul Harris, Wayne King, and Ste...

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Funny story: Ramadan Under Threat, As Muslims Seen Nibbling On Snacks During The Daytime

Ramadan Under Threat, As Muslims Seen Nibbling On Snacks During The Daytime

As Ramadan, the holiest of holy Muslim festivals, the month-long daytime fasting event, comes to a close on Tuesday it's been revealed that its future is under threat, after a number of cases have come to light in which practicing Muslims were discov...

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Funny story: Muslim Call To Prayer Sounded Like Man Was In Agony

Muslim Call To Prayer Sounded Like Man Was In Agony

Religious officials at a local Muslim mosque have denied that any of their congregation was sick, poorly, ill, in pain, unwell, or being tortured, after an unnamed source reported that he heard a man wailing 'endlessly' during the early hours of this...

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Funny story: Buddhist Chanting Got On Man's Wick

Buddhist Chanting Got On Man's Wick

Prolonged Buddhist chanting over a 3-day period because of a funeral, got on the nerves of one man so much, he considered going to the nearby temple and burning it down. The man, whose identity must be guarded to avoid any repercussions, awoke on...

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Funny story: Alabama Legalizes Rape

Alabama Legalizes Rape

In a landmark ruling that is sure to have a knock-on effect all across the country, and possibly the world, the state of Alabama legislature today passed a new law that makes it now completely legal to have sex with a woman, even if it is against her...

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Funny story: Secular AA Member Explains that His Loving Higher Power Is Totally Different from a "God"

Secular AA Member Explains that His Loving Higher Power Is Totally Different from a "God"

A lover of science and a self-described seeker of cold hard facts, Alcoholics Anonymous member Justin S. explained that, despite some superficial similarities, the Higher Power he uses to relieve him of his compulsion to drink is totally different fr...

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Funny story: Notre Dame Cathedral Not As Badly Damaged As Was First Thought

Notre Dame Cathedral Not As Badly Damaged As Was First Thought

There was good news coming out of the French capital, Paris, this morning when it was announced that, after a close inspection of the Notre Dame cathedral, it was the general opinion that the structure was nowhere near as badly damaged as was first t...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Misplaces Meaning of Life

Nashville Man Misplaces Meaning of Life

Always a spritual seeker, Gregg Pardon of Nashville, Tennessee, enrolled in a Buddhism course at local meditation center, where he was fortunate enough to discover the true meaning of life, only to misplace the notebook where he'd jotted down exactly...

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Funny story: This Week's News From Pakistan

This Week's News From Pakistan

(Pakistan News Sources) It is with great pleasure that we introduce and bring to you in your glorious western homes, the very interesting news from Pakistan, a forward-thinking society with outdated, insane Muslim values. A woman who had her head...

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Funny story: Atlanta Preacher Speaks Out Against Artificial and Natural Intelligence

Atlanta Preacher Speaks Out Against Artificial and Natural Intelligence

Dr. Ethan Holliston, pastor of the Blind Faith Baptist Church in Atlanta, Georgia, recently spoke out against artificial and natural intelligence, both of which he says threaten the very fabric of our modern-day society. "Did you know these AI rob...

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Funny story: Organizers Secretly Relieved that No One Smited during Nashville Atheist Convention

Organizers Secretly Relieved that No One Smited during Nashville Atheist Convention

Wrapping up another highly successful annual atheist convention in Nashville, Tennessee, which brought together atheists, skeptics, humanists, and those "recovering from religion," conference organizers Hal Jenkins snd Gayle Fleming secretly breathe...

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Funny story: Cardinal Pell To Be Held In Colditz Castle

Cardinal Pell To Be Held In Colditz Castle

Cardinal George Pell, the sex beast, has been sentenced to six years in prison for the sexual assaults he carried out on two 13-year-old choir boys in Melbourne in 1996, and will now be locked away so that he might reflect on the pain he caused his v...

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Funny story: Meat-Loving Preacher Points Out that, Unlike with Humans, Little Scientific Evidence Exists that Animals Have Souls

Meat-Loving Preacher Points Out that, Unlike with Humans, Little Scientific Evidence Exists that Animals Have Souls

After several parishioners approached him asking what he thought of adopting a vegan lifestyle out of compassion for animals, Pastor Raymond Roberts of Crossroads Christian Church in Nashville, Tennessee, assured them that people of faith need not co...

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Funny story: Shamima Begum Has Been Fitted For Some Clogs

Shamima Begum Has Been Fitted For Some Clogs

Shamima Begum, the 19-year-old former ISIS bride who has had her British citizenship rescinded by the UK government, is to go and live in Holland, and has been fitted for some clogs. She is a whopping size 11. Shamima, which means 'tulips', is...

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