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Funny story: Reindeer castration ruins Christmas shopping display

Reindeer castration ruins Christmas shopping display

There was a serious kerfuffle at a shopping centre in Bangor, Wales today, when a reindeer became entangled with a wheelchair and had to be surgically removed from it. The problem began at Santa's Grotto, a temporary shop full of cheap Christmas g...

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Funny story: Santa Claus & Reindeer All Died Last Year

Santa Claus & Reindeer All Died Last Year

Although it was kept secret for almost a whole year, Santa Claus and all his reindeer plus three, some say as many as six elves died last year in a terrible accident. It was only when several spy agencies began comparing notes that they finally be...

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Funny story: An Alaskan Helicopter Company Tells Sarah Palin, "No More Free Rides"

An Alaskan Helicopter Company Tells Sarah Palin, "No More Free Rides"

WASILLA, Alaska - It appears that Sarah Palin's free helicopter hunting rides are riding off into the sunset like Roy Rogers and Dale Evans did in so many western films. Cunningham "Caribou" Carbinfeister owner of The Chicka Chicka Helicopter Comp...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Puts 3,000 'Sarah Palin In 2012' Campaign Buttons on eBay

Sarah Palin Puts 3,000 'Sarah Palin In 2012' Campaign Buttons on eBay

WASILLA, Alaska - Close friends of the former governor of Alaska and failed 2008 GOP vice-presidential candidate, Sarah "Snowballs" Palin are worried about her physical, emotional, mental, and hypothetical state. GOPicky Magazine reporter Tabitha...

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Funny story: FOX Gives Sarah Palin The Boot

FOX Gives Sarah Palin The Boot

NEW YORK CITY - Sarah Palin has just joined the ranks of the unemployed as her employer FOX News has shown her the exit door. According to Savannah Bamboo with Political Salad Bar Magazine, "Reindeer Breath" Palin, 50, was fired due to the fact th...

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Funny story: Santa Postpones Christmas After Dasher, Blitzen and Vixen Sent to Jail

Santa Postpones Christmas After Dasher, Blitzen and Vixen Sent to Jail

North Pole lawyers were busy this week at the Elf County Courthouse, trying to arrange bail and some time sensitive freedom for Dasher, Blitzen and Vixen, three of Santa's primary reindeer team. Judge Judy Friesfrost denied an early release based on...

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Funny story: Message from the police: Don't Sneeze and Drive

Message from the police: Don't Sneeze and Drive

Greater Manchester police chief, Superintendent Rudy Dancer, has a stark warning for motorists. "We're currently in the flu season," Prancer said at a press conference this morning. "During this period of the year we see an increase in the number...

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Funny story: Santa Hospitalized After Test Flight; Christmas Travel Doubtful

Santa Hospitalized After Test Flight; Christmas Travel Doubtful

Hospitalized after testing modifications to his sleigh in flight, Santa Claus sustained numerous facial injuries and may not be released from North Pole Community Hospital by December 24th, doctors say. The multiple lacerations and deep cuts rece...

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Funny story: Controversial Report Published on 'Christmas in England'

Controversial Report Published on 'Christmas in England'

The long-awaited all-party report on 'Christmas in England' was finally published today in time for inclusion in the Queen's Christmas message. The enquiry that led to the report was set up to examine and make recommendations about key controversi...

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Funny story: Comet, Vixen, Blitzen Remain Under North Pole House Arrest

Comet, Vixen, Blitzen Remain Under North Pole House Arrest

Fighting charges leveled against them nearly a year ago, some of Santa's key reindeer remain under barn arrest as we approach the 2010 Christmas flight schedule. Forced into driver's safety, social and substance rehabilitation programs after numer...

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Funny story: Wolverines & Reindeer dying out claim scientists

Wolverines & Reindeer dying out claim scientists

Wolverines a predator renowned for its strength and tenacious character are dying out according to researchers who are working for Scientists who advocate Global Warming. Reindeer populations are also declining almost everywhere including Alaska, Can...

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Funny story: Santa's Reindeer Still in Psychotherapy

Santa's Reindeer Still in Psychotherapy

With zero hour approaching and Christmas only days away, the North Pole Health Services have yet to release Mr. Kringle's primary sleigh team from their mandatory counseling and treatment program. Forced into the program after numerous reports of...

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Funny story: Reindeer Featured on Reykjavik Menus

Reindeer Featured on Reykjavik Menus

Normally nothing more than a local story, and an event to look forward to for residents of Reykjavik, has turned into an international controversy, made newsworthy only after what many would deem to be unwanted publicity from the People for Ethical T...

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Funny story: Santa Claus to divorce Mrs Claus after her affair with the Easter bunny

Santa Claus to divorce Mrs Claus after her affair with the Easter bunny

It has been a long time since we have heard from good old Saint Nick, who is well known for delivering presents all across the world. Recently however, he has not been 'hohohoing'. This is because he reportedly said that he is splitting up from his d...

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Funny story: Santa Claus Purchases Hybrid Model Sleigh

Santa Claus Purchases Hybrid Model Sleigh

NORTH POLE - Saint Nicholas is going Green this holiday season. In a bid to do his part to stave off a global warming epidemic threatening to melt the North Pole, the right jolly old elf has purchased a new hybrid model sleigh just in time for Chris...

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Funny story: Did Sarah Palin Shoot a Red-Nosed Reindeer?

Did Sarah Palin Shoot a Red-Nosed Reindeer?

Did Sarah Palin shoot a certain red-nosed reindeer? Is this causing Christmas to be cancelled due to Santa being unable to guide his sleigh and being broken up at the killing of his beloved differently-abled pet? Rumors swirl that the reindeer was...

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Funny story: Two of Santa's Reindeer on the Lam

Two of Santa's Reindeer on the Lam

North Pole - Today Santa's Little Helper Gazette reported that two of Santa's reindeer have escaped the North Pole Toy Factory and Compound and are on the lam. "Donner and Blitzen have escaped," shouted Santa Claus above the clatter, as he t...

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