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Funny story: Governor Newsom caught inside his personal McDonald's with Sausage McMuffin NOT confirmed

Governor Newsom caught inside his personal McDonald's with Sausage McMuffin NOT confirmed

The Governor of California's rules state that the tier color purple does not allow eating inside restaurants. The basic principle here is that covid does not roam as freely in 39% weather on the patio, especially in wind and rain. This conclusi…

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Funny story: Studies of neanderthal thinking indicate problems of “fear palsy” and loose bowels

Studies of neanderthal thinking indicate problems of “fear palsy” and loose bowels

President Biden's response to news that Texas and Mississippi will open their states to normal, with no mask mandates, has run into a problem. Biden stated that re-opening at this time is “neanderthal thinking”, plus that it's “critical, critical,…

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Funny story: President Trump is Planning to Legally Change the Name of the Red States

President Trump is Planning to Legally Change the Name of the Red States

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - President Trump is reportedly extremely upset that, no matter what he does, more and more of his base supporters are starting to question what the hell he is doing. Kellyanne Conway is so concerned that POTUS is…

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Funny story: Budget-Strapped Red States to Use Gladiatorial Fights to Raise Much-needed Funds for Infrastructure Repairs

Budget-Strapped Red States to Use Gladiatorial Fights to Raise Much-needed Funds for Infrastructure Repairs

RED STATE AMERICA--With so many states still strapped for funds after their Republican-led legislatures cut their budgets to the bone, and with gambling casinos and racinos no longer producing enough to make up for the deficit, some Red States are tr...

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Funny story: A Gigantic Meteor The Size of Madison Square Garden Is Heading Towards Tucson, Arizona

A Gigantic Meteor The Size of Madison Square Garden Is Heading Towards Tucson, Arizona

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has informed the news media that he has just received a very important message from The Galileo Galilei Astrological Observatory located in Saginaw, Michigan. Secretary Colfax said that he...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter: Sarah "Snowballs" Palin Needs To Keep Her Boring Butt Up In Alaska

Ann Coulter: Sarah "Snowballs" Palin Needs To Keep Her Boring Butt Up In Alaska

NEW YORK CITY - GOP political mouthpiece Ann Coulter appeared on The View and she dropped a bombshell on Barbara Walters. Coulter, a political pundit who is perhaps disliked by more people than even individuals such as Omarosa, Chelsea Handler, an...

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Funny story: The U.S. Government Votes To Designate Zombies As Illegal Aliens

The U.S. Government Votes To Designate Zombies As Illegal Aliens

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The immigration issue has been receiving quite a bit of attention lately. At first the Red State senators felt that all illegal aliens from Mexico, Central America, and South America would be sent back to their respective home t...

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Funny story: Republican Party To Drop The Term Red States

Republican Party To Drop The Term Red States

NATCHEZ, Mississippi - One of the directors of The GOP National Policy Making Commission has just made a monumental statement. Arlo "Dimples" Puffpowder, 73, informed members of the political news media that he has initiated a movement to drop the...

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Funny story: Ready, Re-Aim, Fire

Ready, Re-Aim, Fire

In an unusual twist of an old axiom, you might say that the President has decided the best defense is a strong offense offense. The latest developments in an unfolding story came about this week after a Wikileaks leak followed on the heels of Mr. Ob...

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Funny story: President Barack Obama Has Decided To Send The Entire National Guard Units of Arizona, Wisconsin, and Alaska To Libya (Hmmm)

President Barack Obama Has Decided To Send The Entire National Guard Units of Arizona, Wisconsin, and Alaska To Libya (Hmmm)

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - President Barack "NCAA" Obama has instructed Vice-President Joe Biden to call up the commanders of the Arizona, Wisconsin, and Alaska National Guards and inform them that their National Guard units are to report to Tripoli, L...

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Funny story: Want More Sex? Wear Red

Want More Sex? Wear Red

Rochester, NY - Researchers at the University of Rochester have found that wearing red increases sex appeal. It was a red letter day for psychologist Dr Rosie Redfern when she received word that her recent research would be published in the prest...

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Funny story: B-52's carrying nuclear missiles over Red states by mistake; flight plan clearly called for flyover Blue states only

B-52's carrying nuclear missiles over Red states by mistake; flight plan clearly called for flyover Blue states only

Washington, D.C. - It was just announced to the public that a B-52 was flown from North Dakota to Louisiana with six armed nuclear missiles on board this past August 30, each decommissioned cruise missile capable of producing a five to 115-kilotons y...

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Funny story: "Super Beavers" Terrorizing N.C. Suburbs May Be Sex-Starved Women

"Super Beavers" Terrorizing N.C. Suburbs May Be Sex-Starved Women

CHAPEL HILL, N.C. -- The "Super Beavers" felling trees and slapping tail in suburb Raleigh are probably sex-starved women, according University of North Carolina researchers.

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