A little known Trump family member, Hymie Myron Marian Trump, has just been released from his attic home in a spooky Victorian mansion to reveal … that “the Real” Donald Trump is not! Hymie reported, “The real Donny was my best friend and half-bro…
Being a redhead isn't easy. From being burned as witches, to being turned away from sperm banks and servers in Hawaii hesitating to serve spicy food to you, no one ever wanted to grow up to feel like the red-headed step child. Apart from the occasion...
As a rule, I'm a fan of larger women, although I'm not a big fan (pun) of the term "Big Beautiful Women." And, from what I can tell, most curvy women don't particularly care to be desired for their size, at least not anytime I've told one of them, "I love big women!" We're talking buzz-kill, love-kill here, and maybe, man-kill as well. A gal at work I'd been chatting up asked me why I was so...
Newly appointed Labour Prime Minister and the first Australian redheaded female leader says she'll fight against gay marriage, but will be more lenient to redhead jokes. The P.M. says she's in office for a rough ride and admits not many may like h...
The Australian Labor Party have dumped the silver haired Kevin Rudd for red headed Julia Gillard. Some say she resembles the red headed beauty of the match box. Australia has its first female Prime Minister in it's 222 year young history. In...
The front man with the band Take That admitted he loves nothing more than burying his face in a full ginger bush. "True Gingas" he lovingly refers to them as must be of the collars and cuffs variety with none of that tinted rubbish. "The very tho...
A group of attorney's for the red-headed stepchildren of America is suing media star, Madonna, over her recent remarks about red-headed stepchildren. Brosnan Cooper of Cooper, Cooper And Goose told reporters that his firm has taken on the task and...
The Ginga Virus (Viraerusticus) which causes hair to turn red is rampant. The normal 4.765% proportion of the population who are redheaded has spiralled to a known 70% plus. Exact figures could be higher as many do not admit to using hair dye. A...
Ever since Catherine Tate's 'Gingers for Justice' campaign, there has been an increase of attacks on unsuspecting ginger.
A report in a scientific journal claims that a DNA study has revealed that Neanderthals were redheads, like ex-Radio1 DJ and television presenter Chris Evans.
Top doctors at the 2007 United Nations Summit on Healthy Teeth and Gums have unanimously decided that the epidemic of tooth decay that is presently sweeping western countries, known as gingivitis, is caused entirely by ginger haired people.
A London man sat down to a dinner of corgi to protest the treatment of foxes by the upper class and the royal family. Corgi was chosen as the meat for the meal as it is the favorite breed of dog of Buckingham Palace.
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