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Funny story: Redheads concerned how Donald Trump will affect their Image

Redheads concerned how Donald Trump will affect their Image

Being a redhead isn't easy. From being burned as witches, to being turned away from sperm banks and servers in Hawaii hesitating to serve spicy food to you, no one ever wanted to grow up to feel like the red-headed step child. Apart from the occasion...

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Funny story: My life as a man #25

My life as a man #25

As a rule, I'm a fan of larger women, although I'm not a big fan (pun) of the term "Big Beautiful Women." And, from what I can tell, most curvy women don't particularly care to be desired for their size, at least not anytime I've told one of them, "I love big women!" We're talking buzz-kill, love-kill here, and maybe, man-kill as well. A gal at work I'd been chatting up asked me why I was so...

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Funny story: Australia's Prime Minister Will Not Jail Red Head Jokers Or Legalise Gay Marriages

Australia's Prime Minister Will Not Jail Red Head Jokers Or Legalise Gay Marriages

Newly appointed Labour Prime Minister and the first Australian redheaded female leader says she'll fight against gay marriage, but will be more lenient to redhead jokes. The P.M. says she's in office for a rough ride and admits not many may like h...

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Funny story: Australian First Female Red Headed Prime Minister

Australian First Female Red Headed Prime Minister

The Australian Labor Party have dumped the silver haired Kevin Rudd for red headed Julia Gillard. Some say she resembles the red headed beauty of the match box. Australia has its first female Prime Minister in it's 222 year young history. In...

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Funny story: "I have a thing for 'Ginga's'" says Owen.

"I have a thing for 'Ginga's'" says Owen.

The front man with the band Take That admitted he loves nothing more than burying his face in a full ginger bush. "True Gingas" he lovingly refers to them as must be of the collars and cuffs variety with none of that tinted rubbish. "The very tho...

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Funny story: Madonna Sued By Red-Headed Stepchildren

Madonna Sued By Red-Headed Stepchildren

A group of attorney's for the red-headed stepchildren of America is suing media star, Madonna, over her recent remarks about red-headed stepchildren. Brosnan Cooper of Cooper, Cooper And Goose told reporters that his firm has taken on the task and...

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Funny story: Ginga Virus - Goes Global

Ginga Virus - Goes Global

The Ginga Virus (Viraerusticus) which causes hair to turn red is rampant. The normal 4.765% proportion of the population who are redheaded has spiralled to a known 70% plus. Exact figures could be higher as many do not admit to using hair dye. A...

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Funny story: Gingers For Justice

Gingers For Justice

Ever since Catherine Tate's 'Gingers for Justice' campaign, there has been an increase of attacks on unsuspecting ginger.

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Funny story: Neanderthals Were 'Ginger Nuts' Like Chris Evans, Says Report

Neanderthals Were 'Ginger Nuts' Like Chris Evans, Says Report

A report in a scientific journal claims that a DNA study has revealed that Neanderthals were redheads, like ex-Radio1 DJ and television presenter Chris Evans.

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Funny story: "Gingivitis" caused by red haired people

"Gingivitis" caused by red haired people

Top doctors at the 2007 United Nations Summit on Healthy Teeth and Gums have unanimously decided that the epidemic of tooth decay that is presently sweeping western countries, known as gingivitis, is caused entirely by ginger haired people.

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Funny story: Man Eats Dog in London to Protest Treatment of Fox

Man Eats Dog in London to Protest Treatment of Fox

A London man sat down to a dinner of corgi to protest the treatment of foxes by the upper class and the royal family. Corgi was chosen as the meat for the meal as it is the favorite breed of dog of Buckingham Palace.

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