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Funny story: Ray Rice Suspension Overturned, Now Eligible To Punch Roger Goodell

Ray Rice Suspension Overturned, Now Eligible To Punch Roger Goodell

HOOTERS -- Former Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice has had his indefinite suspension from the NFL overturned, and is immediately eligible to punch NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell in the elevator of his office suite. "I just wanna get back to...

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Funny story: Roger Goodell Steps Down; Interim Commissioner Ray Lewis to Let Ray Rice Play on Sunday

Roger Goodell Steps Down; Interim Commissioner Ray Lewis to Let Ray Rice Play on Sunday

In a move that surprised no one but the world's biggest misogynists, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell resigned from his duties on Thursday afternoon. In a hastily called press conference, a tearful Goodell said he no longer felt he could make the b...

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Funny story: Ray Rice Scores Endorsement Deals For Dating Site, Workout Video

Ray Rice Scores Endorsement Deals For Dating Site, Workout Video

Baltimore, MD - Exiled NFL running back Ray Rice has landed a couple of endorsement deals in the wake of his humiliating firing from the Baltimore Ravens after video surfaced of him beating his future wife in an elevator months ago. Rice inked a d...

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Funny story: Goodell: NFL Mistakenly Viewed Erin Andrews Peephole Video in Ray Rice Case

Goodell: NFL Mistakenly Viewed Erin Andrews Peephole Video in Ray Rice Case

MANHATTAN -- Commissioner Roger Goodell has acknowledged that the NFL mistakenly viewed the Erin Andrews peephole video when originally trying to determine appropriate discipline in the domestic violence case against former Baltimore Ravens running b...

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Funny story: Ravens new Ray Rice and wife promotion looks like a hit

Ravens new Ray Rice and wife promotion looks like a hit

To honor Ray Rice, the Baltimore Ravens will be giving away bobble head dolls of the star running back's wife. The dolls come with extra springs to heighten the hitting experience. Mark Conn, Ravens promotions director, feels the freebies will giv...

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