The Donald has tried to reach out to black Americans by staging a highly contrived music battle with Ted Cruz. However, he hasn't had much success.
Man nah vote for Ted Cruiser, dis dull Establishment GOP loser!
Man will nah vote, dis guy a jerk!
Him Cruz Canadian, nah let man jive 'n' smirk!
Man never vote for nah Teddy Cruz,
Trump have fi win, me man dem Teddy lose!
Cruz has hi...
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