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Funny story: Man Kidnaps Woman and Demands a Ransom of 40 Rolls of Toilet Paper

Man Kidnaps Woman and Demands a Ransom of 40 Rolls of Toilet Paper

NEWARK, New Jersey – Newark police have just announced that they have received a very unusual ransom note from an individual who has kidnapped the 24-year-old daughter of well-known Newark attorney, V.K. Fillatingo. Lt. Rusty Keyweather, with the...

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Funny story: Trump Outlines His Ransom Plans for the U.S.

Trump Outlines His Ransom Plans for the U.S.

Mir-a-lago, FL President Trump has promised to shut down the U.S. Government if his Border Wall doesn't start getting built. Besides building the wall, today Trump added more items to his ransom demands: 1. Every business and home should display h...

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Funny story: Ransom demand for kidnapped snowman ends badly

Ransom demand for kidnapped snowman ends badly

After receiving a note from Swiss racketeers demanding ransom for a kidnapped snowman, organisers of the tenth Annual St.Moritz Snowman Building competition went into meltdown. On the eve of judging, extortionists removed the snowy figure that had...

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Funny story: Arizona State Police Discover An Al Qaeda Hideout Near Yuma

Arizona State Police Discover An Al Qaeda Hideout Near Yuma

YUMA, Arizona - In what many local citizens are calling an unbelievable story, Arizona State Police have found a 15 foot by 20 foot wooden building that housed at least a dozen Al Qaeda members. Sergeant Cameron Moneymix with the ASP stated to the...

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Funny story: Cellphone Kidnapper Still Loose on Foot

Cellphone Kidnapper Still Loose on Foot

PHILADELPHIA - Police are looking for a man whose been running the streets snatching people's smartphones and stealing them while left unattended. Victims of the crime have pleaded for people to help catch the guy 'wearing a big jacket with the Germa...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News: Panic as Newby village's snow shovel goes missing

Isle of Wight News: Panic as Newby village's snow shovel goes missing

Arthur Askme, still mayor of Newby village, is up in arms today as the village's snow shovel has disappeared. Village policeman, Constable Copper, held a press conference this morning. The snow shovel has a wide, orange, reinforced plastic blade...

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Funny story: Stolen snowman was kidnapped!

Stolen snowman was kidnapped!

Mary Hinge of Kent had her Snowman stolen last week, and rang the police. Unfortunately for Mary, the police were less than sympathetic. Now it transpires that her snowman was not just stolen, but in fact, kidnapped. "I don't know weather to ri...

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Funny story: The Somali Pirates Issue Their Demands

The Somali Pirates Issue Their Demands

MOGADISHU, Somalia - The Somali pirates led by their leader, who goes by the name of Captain X, have stated what their demands are. They have said that they will release Captain Richard Phillips in exchange for two 2009 Lamborghini's, one 2009 Rol...

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