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Funny story: Stallone on Latest Rambo Role: "It's a Bitch Getting Old"

Stallone on Latest Rambo Role: "It's a Bitch Getting Old"

HOLLYWOOD - Tweeting the other day, Sylvester Stallone revealed that he will be reprising his role as "Rambo" one final time. The movie will be called "Rambo: Last Blood." Details of the project have since started slowly dripping out of Hollywood...

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Funny story: Yannick LeJacq has Rocky as a critic

Yannick LeJacq has Rocky as a critic

While writing his article on video games technologies, Yannick LeJacq sounded like a dreaded bully and a best friend at the same time. Sylvester Stallone, also known as Rocky, was pissed off by Yannick's lack of sympathy. "I was reading an ar...

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Funny story: Ian Somerhalder pulls a Rambo after Nina Dobrev agrees to be the new Bachelorette

Ian Somerhalder pulls a Rambo after Nina Dobrev agrees to be the new Bachelorette

Host Chris Harrison announced Thursday during an interview that ABC is launching a new spinoff of the popular dating show, The Bachelorette. Inspired by the success of Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice, ABC producers have decided to try their hand...

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Funny story: Rambo Dead At 59!

Rambo Dead At 59!

According to several news article this morning, Rambo has committed suicide! Sylvester Stallone, the action star of the '80's to 2008 flicks, stated that Rambo "couldn't stand the boredom of no one trying to kill him so he killed himself." All...

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Funny story: Rambo 4 Sucks Utterly: Banned in Britain, Burma

Rambo 4 Sucks Utterly: Banned in Britain, Burma

(Hollywood) Sylvester Stallone has threatened to expose Britain's 'killing fields' if the ban on his latest Rambo flick is not lifted.

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Funny story: Rambo Rescues Prince Harry

Rambo Rescues Prince Harry

Vietnam veteran John Rambo was the toast of the British public today when he flew into Afghanistan to single-handedly rescue would-be soldier, and son of the late, great Princess Diana of Wales, Prince Harry.

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Funny story: Fred Thompson Drops Out of GOP Race to Star In 'Rambo 5'

Fred Thompson Drops Out of GOP Race to Star In 'Rambo 5'

Former Tennessee Senator and Republican Presidential pipe-dreamer Fred Thompson announced today that he is dropping out of the race for the party's nomination and has signed on to play the son of Sylvester Stallone's Rambo in next year's...

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Funny story: Shambo Accepted His Fate 'With Dignity', Says Hindu Leader

Shambo Accepted His Fate 'With Dignity', Says Hindu Leader

Shambo, the 'sacred' Welsh Hindu bullock, has finally been taken away for execution after police were drafted in to battle it out with his followers who were trying to prevent the slaughter.

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Funny story: Westerner In Gun Battle At Thai Market

Westerner In Gun Battle At Thai Market

Police in Thailand have exchanged shots with a man during a gun battle that "got out of hand" at a market in Bangkok. The market, selling mainly fruit, dried cuttlefish and other junk, was left in tatters,...

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Funny story: Cate Blanchett won't tell Harrison Ford he's too old for Indiana Jones.

Cate Blanchett won't tell Harrison Ford he's too old for Indiana Jones.

In the tradition of Rocky and Rambo, another ex-action star refuses to recognize that he's old.

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Funny story: Stallone Not So Sly, Growth Hormone Doesn't Enlarge Brain

Stallone Not So Sly, Growth Hormone Doesn't Enlarge Brain

Sylvester Stallone, The star of too many Rocky movies, has been caught illegally bringing Human Growth Hormone into Australia.

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