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Funny story: The RNC Moderators Diamond and Silk Are Still Trying to Find a Black Singer or a Black Band to Perform at President Trump’s Convention

The RNC Moderators Diamond and Silk Are Still Trying to Find a Black Singer or a Black Band to Perform at President Trump’s Convention

CHICAGO – (Satire News) - President Trump says he is thrilled that his two biggest black supporters, Diamond and Silk, have agreed to be the moderators for his beautiful convention. MSNBC is reporting that the two Aunt Tomasinas, who are Trump adv…

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Funny story: The Republican National Convention Will Feature Kid Rock, Diamond and Silk, and the Trumpapalooza Ass Kickin’Band

The Republican National Convention Will Feature Kid Rock, Diamond and Silk, and the Trumpapalooza Ass Kickin’Band

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Political Satire) - The RNC has just released the names of some of the people and performers who will be at the Republican National Convention. Spokeswoman Birdie Custardtree, 58, said that the featured performer will be Kid Ro…

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Funny story: President Trump Says He is Cancelling The Republican National Convention Due to Possible Hurricanes

President Trump Says He is Cancelling The Republican National Convention Due to Possible Hurricanes

WASHINGTON, D.C. (Fake News) – The Electoral College president has just announced that he has decided to cancel the RNC convention that was to have taken place in the pretty, hurricane-prone town of Jacksonville, Florida. POTUS said that the reaso…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says The Republican National Committee Convention Will Be Held in Jacksonville, Florida Come Hell, High Water, or The C-19

Donald Trump Says The Republican National Committee Convention Will Be Held in Jacksonville, Florida Come Hell, High Water, or The C-19

LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana – The president flew down to the Bayou State of Louisiana, to meet with a highly reputable Cajun voodoo practitioner. Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany said that the president met with Lottie Jo Lafayette, who is considered...

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Funny story: Hillary Should Smile When She Discusses Rape In Military

Hillary Should Smile When She Discusses Rape In Military

On Wednesday night, democratic nominee for president Hillary Clinton used her time during the Commander-in-Chief Forum to talk about, among other things, national security, and how to confront ISIS, veteran's suicide, rape in the military, and taking...

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Funny story: Prostitution Booms During RNC

Prostitution Booms During RNC

The worlds oldest and the worlds most odious professions have met in Cleveland and the result has been a windfall for the worlds oldest. Sex worker Lydia Kidder, not her real name, explains why the business for prostitutes was so good this year a...

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Funny story: Trump Supporters Ponder Which Guns To Take To RNC

Trump Supporters Ponder Which Guns To Take To RNC

Now that tens of thousands of gun enthusiasts have pressured the Republican National Convention to allow guns, the real question is which of their guns they should bring. Participants will be limited to no more than one rifle or two pistols each t...

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Funny story: RNC: Immediate opening for qualified candidate

RNC: Immediate opening for qualified candidate

Republican National Committee is seeking qualified candidates for nomination for President of the United States in 2016. No prior experience necessary. Dear RNC: In response to your ad, please consider me a candidate for the Republican nomination for President in 2016. Although I have never held elective office, you can see from the enclosed resume that I have a long list of accomplishmen...

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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton's Baby to Give Keynote Speech at DNC Convention in 2016

Chelsea Clinton's Baby to Give Keynote Speech at DNC Convention in 2016

Philadelphia, PA - Although the site of the Democratic National Convention has not yet been determined, one bit of information has leaked out. The keynote speaker will be Chelsea Clinton's soon-to-be born child. It is uncertain at this point if th...

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Funny story: RNC to Recall 103 Senate and House Members for Faulty Wiring in the Brain

RNC to Recall 103 Senate and House Members for Faulty Wiring in the Brain

WASHINGTON, D. C.- In advance of the 2014 midterm elections, the Republican National Committee is recalling 103 of its current Senate and House members because of faulty wiring in the speech center of their brains. Explained RNC Chairman Reince...

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Funny story: GOP Rebrands, Goes Back To The Future!

GOP Rebrands, Goes Back To The Future!

Washington DC- After much navel gazing, a great deal of market research,and millions of dollars worth of tarot and palm readings,The RNC has come to the only logical conclusion. The Republican brand is un-salvageable. Therefore, RNC chairman...

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Funny story: American voters call on Clint Eastwood to make Mitt Romney invisible

American voters call on Clint Eastwood to make Mitt Romney invisible

American voters who are already totally bored with the Presidential campaign have called on 82 year old kookball actor Clint Eastwood to 'make Romney disappear' after his bizarre 'conversation' with an empty chair that he thought was President Obama...

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Funny story: GOP Convention Run For New Malarkey "Not Fact-Checkers"

GOP Convention Run For New Malarkey "Not Fact-Checkers"

In keeping with high standards of intellectual guidance and decent politics for a global party, GOP representatives have wound up their convention with leaps and bounds upward in a new official language, quickly becoming known as New Malarkey And Ass...

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Funny story: RNC Wagged Wasserman

RNC Wagged Wasserman

NewsMax has just revealed that Debbie Wasserman Schultz, current Chairman of Democratic National Committee, is actually a "double-agent" who was recruited for her position by members of the Republican National Committee (RNC). Wasserman fircely deni...

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Funny story: Republican Party Changes Name to Teapublican Party

Republican Party Changes Name to Teapublican Party

After weeks of rancorous internal debate, the Republican National Committee (RNC) passed a resolution renaming itself the Teapublican Party. Although the cost of the change is estimated at close to $53 million, Chairman Reince Priebus said the Te...

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Funny story: Gingrich Shocks GOP, Seeks Ron Reagan Jr. as Running Mate

Gingrich Shocks GOP, Seeks Ron Reagan Jr. as Running Mate

Despite having some edge in the republican candidate race by virtue of some name recognition, Newt Gingrich hopes to strengthen his appeal to moderates and cross over progressives with his announcement of Ron Reagan Jr. as a potential running mate.

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Funny story: Right-wingers to tour new Wild West Show, Cirque du Sarah style

Right-wingers to tour new Wild West Show, Cirque du Sarah style

In an effort to restore their public image after the shooting in Arizona and its aftermath, the Republican National Committee has put forth a proposal to produce a touring Wild West Show, starring leaders of the new conservative movement. Sarah Pa...

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