At 3am, Quatermass and his team assembled outside Oxford Street tube station. He had made it clear to all concerned, that some of them may not return. With the two remaining team members, Quatermass began the descent down the now lifeless escalator stairs. A voice cried out. "Hey, where am yu dam ticket mun!" Quatermass turned to the ticket inspector. "Are you on fukin overtime or wat?" The...
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