PYONGYANG, North Korea – (Satire News) – North Korea’s Rice Paddy News Agency has stated that North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has requested that the In-N-Out burger chain build several of their restaurants in North Korea. Kim Jong-un recently stat…
In the most threatening rhetoric from Pyongyang yet the North Korean leader made it clear that if the South doesn't stop broadcasting Justin Bieber music through loudspeakers across the Korean DMZ that "A death worse than nucrear war wirr forrow".
The White House has issued a threat to attack Pyongyang after claiming to have proof that the government was behind the controversial Korean movie Inteobyu (English: The Interview.) The yet-to-be-released film, starring Lee Rae-song and Hong Yong-...
The 1992 Los Del Rio song, "The macarena" is officially the most popular tune in North Korea. It all started last Tuesday afternoon when radio traffic from South Korea was picked up and transmitted over the mandatory state program, "Kim Jong-Un i...
PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un has just introduced his younger sister, Kim Yo Jong to the people of North Korea as well as to the people of the world. Kimshi as the 27-year-old former director of The North Korean Department of Rice is known...
The big behemouth in the center of Pyongyang that everyone pretends isn't there and isn't ugly, will taken apart and sent to China as soon as a price is agreed upon. It is said that China will use it to make its ugly buildings look not-so-ugly in com...
PYONGYANG, North Korea - An insider who is employed at Kim Jong Un's Presidential Palace in Pyongyang has said that he knows Kim Jong Un's real name. The insider spoke on grounds of 100 percent anonymity saying that the leader of North Korea was b...
Jang Song Thaek, second top gun in the North Korean Political Machine and uncle to the countries President Kim Jon Un, was truly astonished at the surprise party his nephew had for him on Tuesday. "This is amazing!' stated Jang, who seemed genuinely astonished by the large contingent of soldiers waiting for him outside the Politburo. "But it isn't even my birthday!" "Oh, don't concern yourse...
BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - The world's largest retail store has just stated that they will be closing its North Korean Walmart on January 3, 2014. A spokesperson for the retail giant said that the company was reporting an average of 15 shopping carts...
Pyongyang, North Korea-The latest sullen, rotund dictator of North Korea, Kim Jong-Un, released his Christmas list today. Citizens of North Korea have until Christmas to provide all the items on the list to the short portly dictator or he has vowed to send the whole country to a labor camp. He would like: 1. The starting lineup of the 1991 Chicago Bulls to visit him and each give him souvenir...
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