Punk Rocker Lee Fishcake, is asking a young man what that noise is. Fishcake, a man in his seventies who stuck it to the man in the 1970s with his rebellious ways, safety pin habit, and three career-killing facial tattoos asked ‘What the **** is t…
CHICAGO - Amidst fear of permanent closure during the pandemic, famed punk venue Last Exit announced it will be re-opening with live music shows after finalizing COVID-protocols. "We've tried to come up with innovative ways to appease attendees of…
The Clash, the group who, along with the Sex Pistols, were largely responsible for the success of the Punk Rock movement in the UK in the late 1970s, are a 'going concern' once more, and are currently in the recording studio laying down tracks for a…
A frequent, though, by no means the most frequent, contributor to a satirical news website, has said he was interested to note that a reader of one of his stories had awarded it a 3-star rating today, which was thought-provoking. Moys Kenwood, 57,…
A man who was reminiscing about the days of his youth, with his mates in a pub at the weekend, remembered someone he knew who was a Mod, and of how people would refer to this person's scooter as a 'Puff Chariot'. Moys Kenwood, then 17, was an arde…
A man who was sitting talking to his wife in their shop next to their house this morning, suddenly became aware he was being stared at by one of his step-daughter's teenage friends, and asked her what she was looking at. Moys Kenwood, 57, was deep…
There were sombre scenes at Buckingham Palace this evening, and the Royal Standard stood at half-mast, after the news was broken to Her Majesty the Queen that Genesis P-Orridge, the founder member and lead singer of Throbbing Gristle, had died, aged…
In the unlikeliest of associations imaginable, Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth, has revealed that she is a fan of industrial music pioneers, Throbbing Gristle. TG, formed in Hull in 1975 from the remnants of COUM Transmissions, stunned audiences with...
In a coincidence that almost totally defies belief, a man has revealed how, when playing music through his computer over the weekend, he came to listen to the track '10:15 On A Saturday Night' by The Cure at precisely 10:15 on Saturday night! Tak...
It's always a great moment when we come across a great piece of music from our past that we'd not forgotten about, but had rather let slip to the back of our minds. That was the case this morning when one man in the Cambodian second city of Battam...
Punk rockers, Sham 69, are to honour the world record (for a defender) signing by Manchester United of former Sheffield United, Hull City and Leicester City defender Harry Maguire by re-releasing 'Hurry Up, Harry', their 1978 hit single. Maguire h...
Pete Shelley, the Buzzcocks frontman, is to form a supergroup with Mark E. Smith of The Fall, who died in January. Shelley - real name Peter Campbell McNeish - was 63, and died of a suspected heart attack at his home in Estonia on Thursday. He and...
Rupert Giles studied at Oxford University, but dropped out before earning a history degree to become a voyeur, or "watcher," as his father and grandmother Edna had been before him. Rather than taking his wayward son to task for wasting what could have been a superb education at one of the world's leading universities, Giles' father approved of his decision, affirming it as a fulfillment of his "de...
Heya OMG I just had that awkward moment when you're so bored that you forget to wipe, ooh smelly fingers. Anyway I got so bored that I came on Facebook, but then Facebook bored me so I logged off but then I got bored so I went on Facebook, soooo random right? Gonna have myself a big Facebook mooch tonight. I've got the popcorn on tap and a whole case of blue wkd's. Mom's gonna be so pissed when...
My boy's a good boy and he always has been. He never lied, cheated in school, bullied anyone, used controlled substances, or fired a handgun. This is, until he started chumming around with your offspring. My boy was always home at an early time. And when he got caught up in traffic, he'd give me a call to let me know he was staying out later. But since he started hanging around that punk, he's...
Punk Rock died this week due to commercialisation, aged just 40 years old. Punk Rock was born in the early 70s, and hung around with various bands in its toddler years, such as the Sex Pistols, The Ramones and various others. As the years went by, Punk Rock was accepted by more people during its teenage years, and was the cause of many heated tensions between the police and its friends. Punk...
BIRMINGHAM - A student sparked a spontaneous debate about whether the band Blink-182 is actually a punk band. The one student was outnumbered by nearly 15 other people who said 'F##k you man, they ain't'. Student A (name has been edited to avoid c...
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