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Bipolar Baby Baffles Psychiatrists

Funny story: Bipolar Baby Baffles Psychiatrists

Alarmed by his dramatic mood swings, Nicholas Parker's parents took him to see a child psychiatrist, only to learn that their eleven-week-old baby suffers from bipolar disorder. “It came as a real blow,” admitted Nicky's mother, Shelly. “But at th...

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Airports relabeling “Animal Relief Areas”

Funny story: Airports relabeling “Animal Relief Areas”

UN, New York, NY - Samir Braseer Alahumpidad, chairman of UNFART (United Nations Flying Animal Relief Travelers), held a press conference behind the UN building today at noon, holding the leash of his companion support dog as it relieved itself on th...

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Tight Race for "The Madman of the Year".

Who is this year's winner of the famous "The Madman of The Year" competition? The organisation called "Politically Incorrect Psychiatrist" (PIP), is a group of experts from around the world, who recognise and award distinguished individuals in the...

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American Psychiatric Association releases stunning new revelations regarding mental health of Trump & Kim Jon-un!

The NY Times is reporting today that the American Psychiatric has released a stunning new report on the similarities in the psychiatric profile of President Donald Trump and Kim Jon-un. The detailed report shows a remarkable similarity between the tw...

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Trump Has Serious Mental Illness

Funny story: Trump Has Serious Mental Illness

Recent suggestions by medical doctors and psychoanalysts have sparked a national conversation and the media has pressed candidates Clinton and Trump about submitting to a panel of MD's to check their physical health as well as submitting to psychoana...

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Artist Sues Psychiatrist for Curing Wrong Complaint

A struggling artist has got Psychiatric Therapists fearing for their livelihood after filing a legal suit for malpractice. In what could be a landmark case, twenty-two year old abstract painter Thomas Dolehead, paints a pretty clear picture of how...

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Liberty University Patents New Psychiatric Medication

The faculty of neuroscience at Liberty University has just received a patent for a new psychiatric medication called "Inspiron", which promises to enhance the spirituality of mental patients. Research chair Samuel Isaiah explained to reporters tha...

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Shrink paid $81m to coach CIA torturers says 'Because I'm Worth It'

Funny story: Shrink paid $81m to coach CIA torturers says 'Because I'm Worth It'

Langley, Virginia - "It was no bum deal," said Professor Einstein Flintstone, a former Pentagon psychiatrist on secondment to train fledgling CIA torturers in the dark arts of rectal feeding plus other recreational crap. "And what's more that much...

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Man who killed psychotherapist-with-meat-cleaver gets a life

Funny story: Man who killed psychotherapist-with-meat-cleaver gets a life

New York - The sudden, unexpected death of a cleaver-wielding shrink specialising in radical Oedipus Complex solutions has freed up a patient's right to a life Upper East Side courtroom sources said today. Dr Einstein Flintstone, Emeritus Professo...

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Inside the everything's classified and psychotherapy rooms deep behind the Oval Office

Funny story: Inside the everything's classified and psychotherapy rooms deep behind the Oval Office

The public's suspicion that there must be secret little rooms off the Oval Office has followed Mr. Clinton into both the Bush and Obama presidencies. Mr. Clinton had sweetened one of these alcoves himself, a bold episode in White House history.

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Pentagon shrinks the US Army? Veteran psychiatrist sues Chuck Hagel

Funny story: Pentagon shrinks the US Army? Veteran psychiatrist sues Chuck Hagel

Washington DC - A retired Professor of Military Psychiatry is taking Chuck Hagel to court for what he says is a psychotic episode in the Pentagon downsizing scheme. Professor Einstein Flintstone wants to detain the US Defense Secretary on psychiat...

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Local Man Having Problems In Bed

Funny story: Local Man Having Problems In Bed

George Lincoln of Scorpion Falls, Arizona has been having a lot of trouble in bed the past six months. "I've been to doctor after doctor and specialist and health stores and shamans from six tribes of Native Americans and none of them have been ab...

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Wednesday's Split Beaver Full Moon causing mayhem among Hollywood Z-Listers

Funny story: Wednesday's Split Beaver Full Moon causing mayhem among Hollywood Z-Listers

Hollywood, Ca - Known by its folklore name of The Beaver tomorrow's eclipsed Gemini Full Moon is causing havoc among Hollywood celebs who flock regularly to Prof Einstein Flintstone's therapisst's couch. "Should have called it the Split Beaver Fo...

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'EU economy shrinks' argument rubbished

Funny story: 'EU economy shrinks' argument rubbished

London - A Royal Freak Hospital emeritus professor of psychiatry has drubbed reports blaming cut-price shrinks for the mess in Europe. Speaking to journalists this afternoon Prof Einstein Flintstone said there's no point in analysing in bleedin' o...

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Royal Freak Hospital shrink to probe Vincent Tabak

Funny story: Royal Freak Hospital shrink to probe Vincent Tabak

London - (Bi-Polar): As the Royal Freak Hospital's pre-eminent Professor of Forensick Psychiatry Dr Einstein Flintstone is regarded by peers as at the top of his game. "Ya, but mostly that's Blind Man's Bluff und Pin-the-Tail-on-the-Donkey, haha,...

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Hairapy Sweeps the US

Funny story: Hairapy Sweeps the US

A new shopping complex has opened up in Hollywood's Bel Air. But it is no ordinary shopping mall. It is run entirely by nurses and trained professionals in psychology and psychotherapy. It covers ten acres, is four stories high and houses many shops,...

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Shaun Ryder 'loses it totally' when music criticized-Sent to Priory Clinic to join Subo Fanatics

Funny story: Shaun Ryder 'loses it totally' when music criticized-Sent to Priory Clinic to join Subo Fanatics

Shaun Ryder, musician and sometimes columist, completely lost his cool in front of an audience recently. He was fielding questions from the audience when a young woman had the audacity to critize his latest lyrics. Shaun had to be, quite literall...

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Letters to the Chief Resident Psychiatrist

Funny story: Letters to the Chief Resident Psychiatrist

Dear Dr. Morgenstern, I believe that over these past 6 months, I have proven my mental stability, social adaptability and feel that I no longer pose a threat to the woodland creatures of Yellowstone National Park. As I've demonstrated in our private and group sessions, I do not feel the least bit attracted to Elk, Moose, or Grizzly Bears anymore, and though, admittedly, I still have a slight...

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