In the wake of Alabama's passing of the most restrictive anti-abortion laws in the nation, essentially outlawing abortion at every stage of pregnancy, even in instances of incest and rape, neoconservatives were dismayed when it occurred to them that...
What started as a quiet day for employees of Midway Credit Union quickly turned to chaos when Pro Life and Pro Choice protesters clashed. The melee, which lasted for approximately 20 minutes and accounted for $3,000 in damage, was allegedly started b...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a devastating and unbelievable development, President Donald Trump has struck every abortion clinic and Planned Parenthood center in the United States with nuclear weapons. "THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE!" Trump...
NEW SHEOTH, THE SHIVERING ISLES – Sheogorath, the Daedric Prince of Madness, invited news reporters from MSNBC, CNN, CBS, ABC, Comedy Central, TBS, HBO, The Onion, and The Spoof to attend a press conference in New Sheoth, Sheogorath's home in the Shivering Isles. According to Tamriel lore, Sheogorath has spent countless millennia interfering with the lives of mortals, with acts ranging from mak...
Leading pro-life groups have extended their anti-abortion campaign to post-Eucharistic stools. According to the pro-lifers, it is a "blasphemous, anti-life abomination" to empty one's bowels within 48 hours of consuming the body of Christ during reli...
Washington, D.C.-For the third time in as many years, pro-abortion rallies, to be held in major cities across the nation by the aborted, have failed to materialize. The rallies held on the anniversary of Roe V. Wade are a response to a 2009 Supr...
"By the time I knew about it, it was too late." - Those are the words of Roger Ford, resident of Tuscaloosa, South Carolina, who recently participated in a study supported by the National Institute of Health about the most common causes of death in...
As part of a new strategy to link the evils of abortion and masturbation, a group of approximately 30 pro-life protestors were arrested for trespassing and vandalism to the Catholic-run "Our Lady of Comfort" Sperm Bank in downtown LA (*). LA Pol...
Washington, DC - In what some are calling a desperate attempt to increase her standing in the popular poll today and gain future pledge delegates and superdelegates tomorrow, Hillary Clinton made an astonishing announcement today, proclaiming herself...
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