Prince William, who has been known to have a bit of a wandering eye, much like his womanizing uncle Prince Andrew, is denying rumors that he and a very popular pole dancer were spotted holding hands at "The 'Ello Mate Strip Club" in Soho. The danc…
Who’d of thought? Maybe Dorothy Parker said, “If you’re thin, you can get away with murder.” Of course, she was directing her opinion about one’s dress and not the real thing of murder. Gisele Bundchen can wear a potato sack and look fashiona…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Joaquin Cerveza, senior reporter for The Metro News Service has broken the story that the very popular rock band, Flagrante Delicto, who hail from Palermo, Italy have been signed to play at Prince William's birthday pa…
Another Bang-Up over the Palace. We paid a maid $20,000 pounds and got the whole story of how she heard the whole thing through a Keyhole. (Also got one of the Under Footman drunk and he corroborated her story. ) Harry clearly stated Willie tore…
When William hit Harry When William hit Harry he fell to the floor Smashing the dog bowl that lay by the door But Harry stood up and said “What’s up old mate?” Only to be felled by a left hook from Kate He rallied again with a voice gettin…
Although not asked, Liam Gallagher has waded into discussions about the relationship between Prince William and Harry. 'Until you have toured the world singing Wonderwall countless times, don't tell me you have had a falling out' said Gallagher on…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Lighthouse Press News reports that England's King Charles III, is fed up with the constant, on-going bickering between his two sons, Prince William and Prince Harry. According to LPN's Skippy Viperwater, Chas ha…
SOHO, England - (Satire News) - Word filtering out of the BBC is that the eldest son of King Charles III, is extremely depressed. It seems that Prince William, who is married to Kate "The Flirt" Middleton has learned that KM has been having intima…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The hot, fine-looking wife of Prince Harry (Meghan Markle) told Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle, that she is sick and tired of the fucking spoiled rotten brat antics of her brother-in-law, Prince William. MM not…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Reports coming out of Buckingham Palace state that King Charles III, is not a happy monarch at the present time. It seems that Charles, has learned from an investigator with Scotland Yard, that his eldest son Prince William,…
BEVERLY HILLS, California - (UK Satire) - The BBC has stated that Prince Harry of America has informed his brother Prince William of England that he is never to call or text him again. Harry said that he is sick and tired of Wils and his wife, Kat…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The golden skateboard that her majesty had received from King Fashami of Saudia Arabia has been bequeathed to Queen Elizabeth's grandson Prince William. According to The Royal Fog Research Group the skateboard is valued at £…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Everyone knows that Prince William, one of Queen Elizabeth's grandsons loved to go on fox hunts with his granny. Reporter Grover Buck, with Tickety Boo News, said that Wils was thrilled when he learned from his dad, King Cha…
LONDON - (UK News) - The two sons of Prince Charles and the late Princess Di, William and Harry have not talked to each other in over 120 days. The royal bros, as Ricky Gervais calls them, are both acting like little girls instead of like grown me…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Word filtering out of Buck House, as British comedian Ricky Gervais refers to Buckingham Palace, is that the queen is one very upset monarch. And the thing that has got Queen Elizabeth in such a tizzy is the fact that her tw…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The two royal brothers, who are also Queen Elizabeth's grandsons, are still fussing, feuding, and fuzzing, as if they are the English version of West Virginia's The Hatfields and The McCoys. Prince William and Prince Harry…
LONDON - (Satire News) - There is not much happiness, joy, or brotherly love in the royal family these days, as the two sons of Prince Charles and Princess Di are going at each other like rabid dogs and cats. Prince William (of the lesser hair) fi…
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