Everything else failed: interviews, books, Netflix film, the Manhattan car chase. Still, the royal family remains loved and respected, not hidden behind sunglasses, making appointments with paparazzi. How to convince the world of the horrors cause…
If Meghan and Harry are sick and tired, can anyone imagine how Donald Trump, with his countess indictments, must feel? M and H complain about all the pot-shot directed towards them. How would they feel with all of Trump’s indictments directed toward…
Easy! Make it about sports, not childhood trauma. Harry could start with an interview of cousin Zara Philips about her equestrian pursuits and maybe get a few words in from Zara’s mother, Princess Anne, and her equestrian history. Visit the barns…
So Harry has some controversial ideas for Podcast interviews. Why not? He can communicate with world leaders about their traumatic childhoods, and then viewers will better understand why the world is in such a screwed-up state. For instance, while…
Harry marched in on the first day of court proceedings, appearing pumped up. A few hours later, he came out, seeming to acknowledge: Things didn’t go as expected. Harry testified the Mirror tabloid hacked his phone, getting information illegally a…
A few weeks after they were chased through the streets of New York City for over 2 hours like dogs, Harry and Meghan have released the much-anticipated tell-all book about the incident. The book, titled ed, tell-all book about the incident. The book,…
Prince Harry attended the royal coronation of his father to honor him, but he says that upon reflection, he would have preferred to have stayed in America and taken his family to eat at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner. The Prince, who is a big fan of T…
Ta Ta For Now News reveals that the royal submarine, HMS Sea Scoundrel II, has sustained extensive damage after an unexpected collision with a pod of orca whales. The submarine's commander, none other than Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, 38, explain…
Demanding additional money daily from his sixteen-bathroom, $15 million Montecito home, Prince Charles slammed his foot down on his Aston Martin brakes and told his son, Harry, “I am not a bank!” Bravo, King Charles! Raise the Union Jack! Imagi…
Short on cash, sixteen toilets to maintain, and The King-father is cutting off son Harry’s allowance, son Harry needs a job. He could quickly work as a Maitre d’ at a restaurant. He appears to be pleasant and friendly, and he could snack on resta…
Come on, stop picking on Harry as though he could further embarrass the monarchy. The silly frozen "todger" story in the "Spare" book got him tossed out of the monarchy. This is a monarchy that has survived since 1066. What is the relevance betwee…
Whew! Pass the gin. Time to celebrate! The Spoof writers cleared of any hostile intentions in their professional reporting. The High Court in London has cleared all The Spoof writers accused of infringing on the private lives of celebrities like E…
After Harry called King Charles III's wife, the Queen Consort Camilla, dangerous and like an evil stepmother in his book Spare, King Charles III said he was too busy to visit with his son Harry during Harry’s surprise visit to London as part of Harry…
Married to a US citizen, could Prince Harry apply for US unemployment benefits? If so, it’s a good guess, but he’d certainly have to drop the title of Prince. Instead, he would be just Harry Windsor Mountbatten. Hmmm, that still sounds a little title…
A shortage of some fruits and vegetables in the United Kingdom that has prompted rationing at most major supermarkets that could last until May, has left Prince Harry and his wife Meghan Markle breathing a sigh of relief. With tomatoes, and cabbag…
MONTECITO, California - (Satire News) - It is no secret that the sons of King Charles III, and Princes Di cannot stand each other. In fact reports are that the two hate each other more than Gov. Ron DeSantis of Florida, hates Trump, who lives in F…
Harry’s beard got stuck inside Meghan’s asshole last night – AGAIN! And emergency crews were called to the scene. “I was just, you know, seeing what was up there –” “He’s always had his head up my ass,” Meghan broke in while smoking a long non-…
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